The17thstan22 - TannerxDylan

very sexy boy

That’s why we’re here

Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.

In honor of Dylan’s birthday, Tanner posted a bunch of old pictures of them, reminding us of their great lifelong friendship and epic ship. Dylan once said in all the years he’s known Tanner he’s seen him more shirtless than clothed and these pics confirm. They were pretty adorable then, and still are.

Tanner’s annual winter tradition is to flip in the snow, historically in underwear, but this year he went with the clickbait swim trunks.

Love it when Tanner needs throwbacks photos of him and Dylan to fill out his story.

Grrr, surely there's gotta be *one* dairy farm in Kansas with a space for such a fine bull to be milked?

Tanner and Dylan in their Halloween costumes. Love that they dress up at 24. Have to say Ella did a great job on Tanner’s cupid costume (and convincing him to wear it). And the hippie definitely suits Dylan.

‘Hey, hey, let go!’ yelled Tanner, as two guys who’d been hanging around the trampoline park grabbed him mid-jump and carried him to a van outside to be hogtied, gagged, and driven off to a quiet little dairy farm to be milked of all his thick, delicious “Kansas Kreme”…