Back to bring you occasional Tanner Braungardt and Dylan Mitchell content. Former fanfic author. Teen Wolf fan.
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Tanner’s been upgrading his workouts on the interludes at home between his travels.
Tanner had a lot of good pictures to share to mark his starting creatine again.
Tanner and Ella are on vacation with their moms in Thailand, Indonesia (so far), Australia and New Zealand.
If only he'd realised his meal had been laced with a mild sedative to prevent him putting up too much of a fight when some local men came to drag him from his hotel, chain him up in their private "milk den", and endlessly pump all the thick fresh cream from his balls into jars...
very sexy boy
That’s why we’re here
Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.
Bdb
Tanner and Dylan in their Halloween costumes. Love that they dress up at 24. Have to say Ella did a great job on Tanner’s cupid costume (and convincing him to wear it). And the hippie definitely suits Dylan.
Tanner still can’t flip since he broke his ankle months ago but some things are looking up.
Tanner celebrated his 24th birthday with a recap of his year on Snapchat and Instagram.
Happy 24th birthday to Tanner and happy 6th birthday to the best fanfic out there about him and Dylan and the best thing to emerge from my brief foray into fiction.
Check it out if you haven’t or read it again here.
Tanner is home just long enough between trips to visit the home gym in his garage.
Tanner recently discovered wikifeet, and was obviously very proud of his near perfect rating. You could see the wheels turning in his head. You think that’s nice? Wait til you see what I’m going to do in my cold plunge. This is guy who once purchased the custom license plate CLKBAIT so we can trust he knows what to do with this discovery.
Grrr, you'd think with all the farmland around Kansas there'd be a quiet little barn somewhere where an enterprising "dairy farmer" could chain him up and harvest all his milk 24/7
Tanner was very excited to land a flipping combo trick he’s wanted to get for a long time.
To get some good pics of their new bull being pumped for his nut, the wranglers added some rope to tie his hands behind his back. 'Not bad,' said one of the men as the boy grunted through his gag, struggling furiously. 'Okay... now let's get those shorts off and milk his loads.'
"That's it for today," said the man. Tanner groaned with relief through his gag, sweating, quivering in chains after a day of having his balls pumped dry. "Kidding! Productive bulls like you need 24/7 milking." And Tanner grunted angrily as his loads were harvested all night too.
Even though it isn’t amazing by my current Standards. I still like this step art. Just stiles giving his boyfriend a foot massage after a game. And some good kissing.
nothing will ever amaze me the way fanfiction authors do. like, you wrote silly little stories about my favorite little guys? and i can read them?? for free??? that’s fucking wild.
you poured your heart and soul and very being into your writing and then put it out there for anyone to read? insane.
you spend a truly incredible amount of time writing novel-length, high quality stories, again, FOR FREE, that anyone can read, again, FOR FREE??
shoutout to every single fic author in existence, you guys are fucking incredible and i love all of you so much
Canon Scisaac was imo as obvious as canon Thiam. I mean it’s nice to have official confirmation and all but it was right there on the screen the whole time and all we had to do was see it
Just found out that Scisaac was canon. Scisaac was supposed to happen instead of Allisaac but MTV is homophobic.
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AND ALLISAAC WAS SO RUSHED BUT ISAAC AND SCOTT HAD MORE OF AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION AND SCOTT CARED ABOUT ISAAC SO MUCH WHEN ISAAC WAS IN DEREK’S PACK AND ON “DIFFERENT SIDES”.
I will never forgive MTV for not showing us what we deserve
They would be a hot throuple though I’m just saying 🤷♀️
I like how Tanner appreciates how exciting it is when he has a Dylan sighting to share with us.
File under: "cocky e-boys who need to be repeatedly drained of all their nut"