"That's It For Today," Said The Man. Tanner Groaned With Relief Through His Gag, Sweating, Quivering

very sexy boy

That’s why we’re here

No layers required for *pumping* tomorrow, however

(with those feets getting tickled in stocks)

Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.

Tanner and Ella are on vacation with their moms in Thailand, Indonesia (so far), Australia and New Zealand.

Another reason that would have thwarted Theo’s plan: Scott wouldn’t have been so smitten with Theo if Isaac was around. That’s a bond that would be harder to break. Isaac wouldn’t turn away from Scott for anything, and he didn’t have anyone else to go to if he was even thinking about it. Would be interesting to see Theo working on it, but even if Theo managed to convince Isaac that he’d seduced Scott into cheating on him, I think Isaac would stay loyal. And as long as Scott had Isaac, he wouldn’t get to a point where he felt like Theo was the only one he could count on.

NPFP made me wonder something: what do you think would have happened had Jackson and Isaac been around for season 5?

I'm pretty sure Theo wouldn't have succeeded. Sure, Theo would've most likely wrapped Scott around his little finger because Scott is a moron when it comes to trusting strangers, but Stiles would've never been alienated from the pack because Isaac and Jackson wouldn't trust Theo over Stiles — mostly because they have common sense and are aware that you do not trust people, who you just met and who record your girlfriend sleeping, over your best friend. They provably also wouldn't have cared that Stiles killed someone.

After Ethan and Aiden and Peter and Matt, and Allison going rogue, Isaac would've rather eaten his scarf before trusting the new random werewolf that showed up the second shit got weird.

And Jackson? I mean, he spent weeks listening to Stiles babbling on and on about how weird Matt is. He also spent a lot of time with Stiles in a van, telling him exactly what he is. Plus, Lydia is Stiles' best friend, so there's that too.

But yeah, I don't think Theo would've been able to accomplish anything.

Grrr, you'd think with all the farmland around Kansas there'd be a quiet little barn somewhere where an enterprising "dairy farmer" could chain him up and harvest all his milk 24/7

There was a lot of Dylan on Tanner’s story today and since Dylan quit posting himself it’s the best chance to see him. It was like old times with their goofiness and connection.

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Grrr, surely there's gotta be *one* dairy farm in Kansas with a space for such a fine bull to be milked?