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confession: I cry everyday because of Theo Raeken and his miserable life. My favourite character ever!!

credits to every person who wrote these tweets!!

Tanner didn’t get where he is without knowing a few things about clickbait. But it’s getting more blatant, which means either a trace of desperation or he enjoys it. Either way a good thing.

Istg if Jackson doesn’t win this… should be easy, I have no idea who the other guy is.

If only there were justice … but there’s not so the least I can do is try to find a few votes for Tanner

They. Must. Be. Stopped.

Angel 2 is shaping up nicely! If only he'd stay clean shaven...

Seriously, what is it with twinks these days? If they're not growing terrible facial hair, they're getting terrible tattoos. They must be stopped 😤

Tanner’s annual winter tradition is to flip in the snow, historically in underwear, but this year he went with the clickbait swim trunks.

In honor of Dylan’s birthday, Tanner posted a bunch of old pictures of them, reminding us of their great lifelong friendship and epic ship. Dylan once said in all the years he’s known Tanner he’s seen him more shirtless than clothed and these pics confirm. They were pretty adorable then, and still are.

Post-ice bath, pre-getting ambushed by a team of wranglers and hauled off to the nearest dairy farm to be chained down on his hands and knees and hooked up to a milking machine while being tickled and stimulated to warm him up with a nice long pumping as he snorts into a gag.

No layers required for *pumping* tomorrow, however

(with those feets getting tickled in stocks)

The bull snorted into his ball-gag, thrashed against his shackles, and watched the men spoon his thick creamy nut into glasses as a pump relentlessly jerked out all his fresh loads.

"Well, you said you chose staying home to make protein shakes; you just never said *whose* home!"

Love it when Tanner needs throwbacks photos of him and Dylan to fill out his story.

The bull was determined to retain as much of his cum as he could, even when spread naked in chains with vibrators throbbing against his sensitive, intimate spots and a pump jerking his cock non-stop. As his loads were harvested, it was clear he'd struggle to retain a single drop.

Yum

Well, that's one way of making "ice cream"...

Isaac better win this

Dylan and his family went to a lake in Oklahoma for the weekend.

The lesser-spotted Kansas bull 👀

Tanner Braungardt feetz - imagine the hammock's a bondage sling and those soles are getting mercilessly tickled and licked while he squirms helplessly

Not as good as the pump from milky milk time

Dylan’s cousin got married and so Tanner, Dylan and Tristan went to the wedding and then had a party bus, where Tanner did some pole dancing after getting a drink spilled on him.

Might need to order a box of donuts if Tanner wins

Got any new ideas for market research?

Tanner turned 23 today and celebrated by giving us this present.

Tanner is getting back to his routines after recent travels but the Midwest Meetup which is usually close to his birthday is coming up. Usually this means a lot of cute flippers show up in Kansas.

Before the start of the diving competition in Utah he was judging, Tanner toured the facility and showed the view from several platforms. It’s always a good view when it includes Tanner’s feet. He also tried a few dives from various heights before the competing divers started.

Tanner just got back from Spain where he went cliff jumping in Minorca with his hot Spanish friend Jake. Sadly we aren’t likely to see this Jake again as I don’t think Tanner ever dropped his @ but maybe he’ll indeed go back.

Lookin like a bull about to have his ass drilled and balls pumped dry by merciless machines, more like

POV: you're just asking to be wrangled off to a bull barn where your pits will be tickled and eaten out as you thrash against your chains and a mechanical milker rhythmically pumps all the thick cream fresh from your balls

The before pictures are always better, part 297: Tanner recapped his progress again and we don’t even bother with the after.

Another reason that would have thwarted Theo’s plan: Scott wouldn’t have been so smitten with Theo if Isaac was around. That’s a bond that would be harder to break. Isaac wouldn’t turn away from Scott for anything, and he didn’t have anyone else to go to if he was even thinking about it. Would be interesting to see Theo working on it, but even if Theo managed to convince Isaac that he’d seduced Scott into cheating on him, I think Isaac would stay loyal. And as long as Scott had Isaac, he wouldn’t get to a point where he felt like Theo was the only one he could count on.

NPFP made me wonder something: what do you think would have happened had Jackson and Isaac been around for season 5?

I'm pretty sure Theo wouldn't have succeeded. Sure, Theo would've most likely wrapped Scott around his little finger because Scott is a moron when it comes to trusting strangers, but Stiles would've never been alienated from the pack because Isaac and Jackson wouldn't trust Theo over Stiles — mostly because they have common sense and are aware that you do not trust people, who you just met and who record your girlfriend sleeping, over your best friend. They provably also wouldn't have cared that Stiles killed someone.

After Ethan and Aiden and Peter and Matt, and Allison going rogue, Isaac would've rather eaten his scarf before trusting the new random werewolf that showed up the second shit got weird.

And Jackson? I mean, he spent weeks listening to Stiles babbling on and on about how weird Matt is. He also spent a lot of time with Stiles in a van, telling him exactly what he is. Plus, Lydia is Stiles' best friend, so there's that too.

But yeah, I don't think Theo would've been able to accomplish anything.

Who remembers the bathtub fanmail series from 2016-17? It’s great seeing Tanner in the tub again after all these years but I can’t help thinking what would really improve his icebath content is if he opened his mail in there. And maybe if Dylan joined him in the tub. Those were the best.

There was a lot of Dylan on Tanner’s story today and since Dylan quit posting himself it’s the best chance to see him. It was like old times with their goofiness and connection.