Confession: I Cry Everyday Because Of Theo Raeken And His Miserable Life. My Favourite Character Ever!!

Tanner suddenly got very active on Snapchat this week, going from posting maybe every couple days to multiple times a day, filming his workouts and ice bath, LOTS of flashbacks including this one to his illness-induced skinny (he looked SO good then!) and plenty of flipping. I’m not sure what caused it but it’s refreshing.

Tanner recently discovered wikifeet, and was obviously very proud of his near perfect rating. You could see the wheels turning in his head. You think that’s nice? Wait til you see what I’m going to do in my cold plunge. This is guy who once purchased the custom license plate CLKBAIT so we can trust he knows what to do with this discovery.

Not as good as the pump from milky milk time

*Pump activated, initiating non-stop semen extraction*

very sexy boy

That’s why we’re here

Grrr, those soles need such a licking and tickling (and locking in stocks)

Tanner is getting back to his routines after recent travels but the Midwest Meetup which is usually close to his birthday is coming up. Usually this means a lot of cute flippers show up in Kansas.

Tanner is proud, with good reason.

Tanner turned 23 today and celebrated by giving us this present.