Not As Good As The Pump From Milky Milk Time

Last week Tanner celebrated a year of sobriety. This week he celebrated getting back to tool pics.

If only there were justice … but there’s not so the least I can do is try to find a few votes for Tanner

Canon Scisaac was imo as obvious as canon Thiam. I mean it’s nice to have official confirmation and all but it was right there on the screen the whole time and all we had to do was see it

Just found out that Scisaac was canon. Scisaac was supposed to happen instead of Allisaac but MTV is homophobic.

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AND ALLISAAC WAS SO RUSHED BUT ISAAC AND SCOTT HAD MORE OF AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION AND SCOTT CARED ABOUT ISAAC SO MUCH WHEN ISAAC WAS IN DEREK’S PACK AND ON “DIFFERENT SIDES”.

I will never forgive MTV for not showing us what we deserve

They would be a hot throuple though I’m just saying 🤷‍♀️

Tanner suddenly got very active on Snapchat this week, going from posting maybe every couple days to multiple times a day, filming his workouts and ice bath, LOTS of flashbacks including this one to his illness-induced skinny (he looked SO good then!) and plenty of flipping. I’m not sure what caused it but it’s refreshing.

In honor of Dylan’s birthday, Tanner posted a bunch of old pictures of them, reminding us of their great lifelong friendship and epic ship. Dylan once said in all the years he’s known Tanner he’s seen him more shirtless than clothed and these pics confirm. They were pretty adorable then, and still are.

Post-ice bath, pre-getting ambushed by a team of wranglers and hauled off to the nearest dairy farm to be chained down on his hands and knees and hooked up to a milking machine while being tickled and stimulated to warm him up with a nice long pumping as he snorts into a gag.

Might need to order a box of donuts if Tanner wins

Got any new ideas for market research?

Lookin like a bull about to have his ass drilled and balls pumped dry by merciless machines, more like

The bull was determined to retain as much of his cum as he could, even when spread naked in chains with vibrators throbbing against his sensitive, intimate spots and a pump jerking his cock non-stop. As his loads were harvested, it was clear he'd struggle to retain a single drop.

very sexy boy

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