If Only There Were Justice … But There’s Not So The Least I Can Do Is Try To Find A Few Votes For

Even though it isn’t amazing by my current Standards. I still like this step art. Just stiles giving his boyfriend a foot massage after a game. And some good kissing.

Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.

‘Hey, hey, let go!’ yelled Tanner, as two guys who’d been hanging around the trampoline park grabbed him mid-jump and carried him to a van outside to be hogtied, gagged, and driven off to a quiet little dairy farm to be milked of all his thick, delicious “Kansas Kreme”…

*Pump activated, initiating non-stop semen extraction*

Tanner’s latest video, “I Learned To Scuba Dive To Find My Lost GoPro,” is a masterpiece. Still missing a camera he lost in summer 2015 at Table Rock Lake, Tanner decided to get certified for scuba diving, completing the initial test the day before leaving for Hawaii, where the most cinematic parts of the video take place. Tanner completes his certification, swims with sea turtles and manta rays and then goes cliff jumping, the original purpose of the trip. Then, upon returning to Kansas he finds a diver willing to help him search the lake where the GoPro was lost in the cold of November. They didn’t find it, but Tanner clearly gained more on the journey than the lost footage he was looking for.

Tanner posted some old pictures of him and Dylan from some awkward time in their teens when he had no idea what to do with his hair. Dylan seems to have gone through that period unscathed.

Another reason that would have thwarted Theo’s plan: Scott wouldn’t have been so smitten with Theo if Isaac was around. That’s a bond that would be harder to break. Isaac wouldn’t turn away from Scott for anything, and he didn’t have anyone else to go to if he was even thinking about it. Would be interesting to see Theo working on it, but even if Theo managed to convince Isaac that he’d seduced Scott into cheating on him, I think Isaac would stay loyal. And as long as Scott had Isaac, he wouldn’t get to a point where he felt like Theo was the only one he could count on.

NPFP made me wonder something: what do you think would have happened had Jackson and Isaac been around for season 5?

I'm pretty sure Theo wouldn't have succeeded. Sure, Theo would've most likely wrapped Scott around his little finger because Scott is a moron when it comes to trusting strangers, but Stiles would've never been alienated from the pack because Isaac and Jackson wouldn't trust Theo over Stiles — mostly because they have common sense and are aware that you do not trust people, who you just met and who record your girlfriend sleeping, over your best friend. They provably also wouldn't have cared that Stiles killed someone.

After Ethan and Aiden and Peter and Matt, and Allison going rogue, Isaac would've rather eaten his scarf before trusting the new random werewolf that showed up the second shit got weird.

And Jackson? I mean, he spent weeks listening to Stiles babbling on and on about how weird Matt is. He also spent a lot of time with Stiles in a van, telling him exactly what he is. Plus, Lydia is Stiles' best friend, so there's that too.

But yeah, I don't think Theo would've been able to accomplish anything.

Grrr, those soles need such a licking and tickling (and locking in stocks)

Grrr, surely there's gotta be *one* dairy farm in Kansas with a space for such a fine bull to be milked?