They. Must. Be. Stopped.

‘Hey, hey, let go!’ yelled Tanner, as two guys who’d been hanging around the trampoline park grabbed him mid-jump and carried him to a van outside to be hogtied, gagged, and driven off to a quiet little dairy farm to be milked of all his thick, delicious “Kansas Kreme”…

There was a rare Dylan sighting in Oklahoma the day before Tanner’s birthday.

Dylan and his family went to a lake in Oklahoma for the weekend.

The lesser-spotted Kansas bull 👀

Tanner suddenly got very active on Snapchat this week, going from posting maybe every couple days to multiple times a day, filming his workouts and ice bath, LOTS of flashbacks including this one to his illness-induced skinny (he looked SO good then!) and plenty of flipping. I’m not sure what caused it but it’s refreshing.

Tanner posted some old pictures of him and Dylan from some awkward time in their teens when he had no idea what to do with his hair. Dylan seems to have gone through that period unscathed.

In honor of Dylan’s birthday, Tanner posted a bunch of old pictures of them, reminding us of their great lifelong friendship and epic ship. Dylan once said in all the years he’s known Tanner he’s seen him more shirtless than clothed and these pics confirm. They were pretty adorable then, and still are.

Dylan’s cousin got married and so Tanner, Dylan and Tristan went to the wedding and then had a party bus, where Tanner did some pole dancing after getting a drink spilled on him.

There was a lot of Dylan on Tanner’s story today and since Dylan quit posting himself it’s the best chance to see him. It was like old times with their goofiness and connection.