Back to bring you occasional Tanner Braungardt and Dylan Mitchell content. Former fanfic author. Teen Wolf fan.
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Tanner posted some old pictures of him and Dylan from some awkward time in their teens when he had no idea what to do with his hair. Dylan seems to have gone through that period unscathed.
*Pump activated, initiating non-stop semen extraction*
Grrr, surely there's gotta be *one* dairy farm in Kansas with a space for such a fine bull to be milked?
The last snap each day has been bad since Tanner decided that was the way to get more views, but there’s plenty good in the first 79.
Tanner posted some old pictures to show his progress and as is usually the case when one does, ended up showing how great he looked before his progress. Not that he doesn’t look great now, but pics 2 and 3 clearly establish he was doing juuust fiiiiine before putting on the weight he has now.
Tanner was chained up by his wrists, huffing and puffing as his "wranglers" pulled his cock out and waggled the floppy meat around, chuckling sadistically while telling him what a "productive bull" he was going to be once they got him hooked up to the "pump" for his "milking"...
Tanner suddenly got very active on Snapchat this week, going from posting maybe every couple days to multiple times a day, filming his workouts and ice bath, LOTS of flashbacks including this one to his illness-induced skinny (he looked SO good then!) and plenty of flipping. I’m not sure what caused it but it’s refreshing.
Tanner has a new video coming tomorrow and I don’t know how long it will be before I have time to review it but in the meantime my post on the last one was really slept on.
Tanner’s latest video, “I Learned To Scuba Dive To Find My Lost GoPro,” is a masterpiece. Still missing a camera he lost in summer 2015 at Table Rock Lake, Tanner decided to get certified for scuba diving, completing the initial test the day before leaving for Hawaii, where the most cinematic parts of the video take place. Tanner completes his certification, swims with sea turtles and manta rays and then goes cliff jumping, the original purpose of the trip. Then, upon returning to Kansas he finds a diver willing to help him search the lake where the GoPro was lost in the cold of November. They didn’t find it, but Tanner clearly gained more on the journey than the lost footage he was looking for.
Again always a surprise to find something like this that got here without me being OP.
Last week Tanner celebrated a year of sobriety. This week he celebrated getting back to tool pics.
Tanner’s latest video, “I Learned To Scuba Dive To Find My Lost GoPro,” is a masterpiece. Still missing a camera he lost in summer 2015 at Table Rock Lake, Tanner decided to get certified for scuba diving, completing the initial test the day before leaving for Hawaii, where the most cinematic parts of the video take place. Tanner completes his certification, swims with sea turtles and manta rays and then goes cliff jumping, the original purpose of the trip. Then, upon returning to Kansas he finds a diver willing to help him search the lake where the GoPro was lost in the cold of November. They didn’t find it, but Tanner clearly gained more on the journey than the lost footage he was looking for.
Tanner displays several items he’s offering for sale. Sadly the nips were not among the auction items but here as evidence that he knows how to market his equipment.
Took the AI trend to bring Dylan to post and the AI didn’t even need to exaggerate because he’s actually that beautiful.
Ill give it to him, this is not horrible compared to his previous attempt when he got a chubby face. But we all fell in love with him when he was skinny so I won’t see how that was ever a problem.
Kind of unusual to find old pictures of Dylan that are from somewhere other than my old blog.
Happy birthday Tanner
22 years old and *still* not being milked of all his cream on all-fours in some dude’s barn, ugh
Tanner thought neck beard improved this photo but I disagreed so I thought we might better appreciate the good parts without it.
I got deleted and was thinking I probably wouldn’t bother coming back but then Dylan posted this and if that wasn’t the universe telling me this blog needs to exist I don’t know what is. Someone needs to appreciate that and I’m here for it.
(x)
Had to scroll pretty far to find this one but a classic that needed to be recovered.
Which bulls do you think are underrated and which ones are overrated?
Underrated: Jeremy Shada, Owen Holt, Harvey Petito, Dylan Mitchell (who I'd post more often if he posted more often), and all the nerdy ones like Wilbull Soot and CummyInnit.
Overrated: I guess I'd say guys who aren't my type or don't do anything for me, like Chris Evans, the Hemsworth bros... all the daddy types and old guys, lol. And KJ Apa.
Grrr, those soles need such a licking and tickling (and locking in stocks)
‘Hey, hey, let go!’ yelled Tanner, as two guys who’d been hanging around the trampoline park grabbed him mid-jump and carried him to a van outside to be hogtied, gagged, and driven off to a quiet little dairy farm to be milked of all his thick, delicious “Kansas Kreme”…
I got deleted and was thinking I probably wouldn’t bother coming back but then Dylan posted this and if that wasn’t the universe telling me this blog needs to exist I don’t know what is. Someone needs to appreciate that and I’m here for it.