Tanner Didn’t Get Where He Is Without Knowing A Few Things About Clickbait. But It’s Getting More

Last week Tanner celebrated a year of sobriety. This week he celebrated getting back to tool pics.

I got deleted and was thinking I probably wouldn’t bother coming back but then Dylan posted this and if that wasn’t the universe telling me this blog needs to exist I don’t know what is. Someone needs to appreciate that and I’m here for it.

Dylan’s cousin got married and so Tanner, Dylan and Tristan went to the wedding and then had a party bus, where Tanner did some pole dancing after getting a drink spilled on him.

Tanner has a new video coming tomorrow and I don’t know how long it will be before I have time to review it but in the meantime my post on the last one was really slept on.

Tanner’s latest video, “I Learned To Scuba Dive To Find My Lost GoPro,” is a masterpiece. Still missing a camera he lost in summer 2015 at Table Rock Lake, Tanner decided to get certified for scuba diving, completing the initial test the day before leaving for Hawaii, where the most cinematic parts of the video take place. Tanner completes his certification, swims with sea turtles and manta rays and then goes cliff jumping, the original purpose of the trip. Then, upon returning to Kansas he finds a diver willing to help him search the lake where the GoPro was lost in the cold of November. They didn’t find it, but Tanner clearly gained more on the journey than the lost footage he was looking for.

Isaac better win this

Tanner celebrated his 24th birthday with a recap of his year on Snapchat and Instagram.

Even though it isn’t amazing by my current Standards. I still like this step art. Just stiles giving his boyfriend a foot massage after a game. And some good kissing.

Tanner turned 23 today and celebrated by giving us this present.

The bull snorted into his ball-gag, thrashed against his shackles, and watched the men spoon his thick creamy nut into glasses as a pump relentlessly jerked out all his fresh loads.

"Well, you said you chose staying home to make protein shakes; you just never said *whose* home!"