Thealmightyrat - The Mouldy Box

When I say "this character is my favourite" what I am really saying is "this character is easiest to project homosexuality and autism on to"

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken 💞 (ily Cassius)

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old

hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

whenever they put Spock in all black it’s like. slut.

People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

how funny would it be if socrates never said any of that and plato was just lying