People Were Strange Like That. Steal Five Dollars And You Were A Petty Thief. Steal Thousands Of Dollars

My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

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Single funniest piece of Shakespeare merch I have ever seen.

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

faraday cages are so funny to me. what are we gonna do about all this dangerous radiation? let's put it in a little dog crate. and it works

finally. it's over. tom lehrer can live in peace.

Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig

hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was