Faraday Cages Are So Funny To Me. What Are We Gonna Do About All This Dangerous Radiation? Let's Put

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

Vetinari in Feet Of Clay is so fucking funny because he's like "I am a calculated, coldblooded tyrant" and then voluntarily microdoses himself with arsenic to spend more time with his crush

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

hey guys, what would happen if i snort sea salt like it's cocaine

JULIUS CAESAR HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 2069 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog