Every Time I Make A Mistake Im Like Theyre Going To Put Me Down Like A Sick Dog

Sure, call me a hopeless romantic, but I believe a healthy sexual relationship requires transparency. This is why I only fuck ghosts.

the third dumbest thing I've made now Alternative title: All I Want for Christmas is You, Could You Take a Look at Me?

"most people don't really care about occult history" Skill issue. I will make learning fun. This is a threat.

will wood songs be like

*funky piano* what gender am i

morality is stupid and doesnt exist

im so fucking drunk holy shit

we're all gonna die one day (^-^)

I haven't eaten for three days.

acab

cowboy time !!! oh and drugs ig

i should be in a psych ward

yoo remember when we thought the world was gonna end? me neither

who am i

I'm so sorry for not showing you emotional vulnerability and I really love you, and trust me I'm trying to make those repairs to show you more love, and I'm trying to improve myself.

cum on me please

vampire prettyboy wants to suck your blood TODAY!!!!(with your consent ofc)

rats all the rats i want to be a rat let me be a rat

You will actually sob nonstop for ten minutes.

hey dawg you see that culture over there yeah fuck that

wow im so gosh darn normal (im lying please help me)

The Aeneid is so annoying to read because it's going along going along it's a masterpiece it's a work of art "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR AUGUSTUS"

ftm passing tips !!

swift as the coursing river

force of a great typhoon

strength of a raging fire

mysterious as the dark side of the moon

hope this helps !

/j

i've seen Discworld fans discussing various dream casts and wishes for how they'd adapt it and that's great and all but i feel like we're missing the obvious answer?

there's one way to do a Discworld adaptation and it's

muppets

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

of all the worlds unreliable narrators i am by far the most carnally desired