I've Seen Discworld Fans Discussing Various Dream Casts And Wishes For How They'd Adapt It And That's

every time i type five or more exclamation marks i think of this quote. it's my equivalent to that damn bbc sherlock line about scratch marks around the phone charging port. i can never escape the spectre of terry pratchett judging my punctuation habits

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?

i am emotionally ravaged right now from a “learn to dance” series holy shit

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

If fish had legs they'd partake in the ides of march I think

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

hey guys, what would happen if i snort sea salt like it's cocaine