If Fish Had Legs They'd Partake In The Ides Of March I Think

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

this image has a target audience of two people: me and @sludgecorpse

Genres of Will Wood songs:

- I’m Just A Silly Little Guy. Just A Funky Lil Dude. Just Some Boogie Woogie

- There Is Something Wrong With Me (Anguished)

- There Is Something Wrong With Me (Delighted)

- Society™️

- Villain Pyschology

- God Damn I Do A Lot Of Drugs

the third dumbest thing I've made now Alternative title: All I Want for Christmas is You, Could You Take a Look at Me?

will wood songs be like

*funky piano* what gender am i

morality is stupid and doesnt exist

im so fucking drunk holy shit

we're all gonna die one day (^-^)

I haven't eaten for three days.

acab

cowboy time !!! oh and drugs ig

i should be in a psych ward

yoo remember when we thought the world was gonna end? me neither

who am i

I'm so sorry for not showing you emotional vulnerability and I really love you, and trust me I'm trying to make those repairs to show you more love, and I'm trying to improve myself.

cum on me please

vampire prettyboy wants to suck your blood TODAY!!!!(with your consent ofc)

rats all the rats i want to be a rat let me be a rat

You will actually sob nonstop for ten minutes.

hey dawg you see that culture over there yeah fuck that

wow im so gosh darn normal (im lying please help me)

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old

Magic the Gathering tip: you’re allowed to be a little gay for the monsters

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken 💞 (ily Cassius)