Magic The Gathering Tip: You’re Allowed To Be A Little Gay For The Monsters

do you ever just... forget that you exist in a physical form

Will Wood has written songs about all of the quintessential human experiences including:

-vampirism

-desperately wishing to be the opposite gender

-being beyond professional help

-possession 

-being something distinctly inhuman

-taking comfort in the inevitability of death

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

finally. it's over. tom lehrer can live in peace.

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you’d wish I could be your

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

man i love physics