Do You Ever Just... Forget That You Exist In A Physical Form

Will Wood archive channels are wild cause one video will be like a 9 second recording of a concert from 2016 showing this man wearing like seven layers of eyeliner and mascara, no shirt, and has bleached his hair an unnatural blonde banging on his keyboard while screaming about drugs, skeletons, and suicide and then the next video will be this guy who looks like he majors in philosophy and computer science with an oversized ukulele telling people that he is doing well in therapy

of all the worlds unreliable narrators i am by far the most carnally desired

finally. it's over. tom lehrer can live in peace.

i am emotionally ravaged right now from a “learn to dance” series holy shit

People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

i love alice oseman books i wish british people were real

man i love physics