I Am Emotionally Ravaged Right Now From A “learn To Dance” Series Holy Shit

Sure, call me a hopeless romantic, but I believe a healthy sexual relationship requires transparency. This is why I only fuck ghosts.

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“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

i love alice oseman books i wish british people were real

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude