Thealmightyrat - The Mouldy Box

DNI if you:

Got it from Agnes

Got it from Jim

Got it from Louise (we all agree)

Got it from Harry

Got it from Marie

Got it from me (everybody knows!)

Got it from Daphne

Got it from Joan (who picked it up in County Cork, a-kissing the Blarney Stone)

Gave it to Sheila

Got it from Francois and Jacques (a-ha! Lucky Pierre)

Got it from Edith (who gets it every spring)

Got it from your Daddy (who just gives you everything)

Gave it to Daniel (whose spaniel has it now)

Your dentist even got it (and we're still wondering how?)

Got it from Agnes

Or maybe it was sue?

Or Millie

Or Billie

Or Gillie

Or Willy (IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO!)

Got it at the club

Or at the pub

Or in the loo

And fair warning, before you follow, if you will be my friend, then I might (mind you, I said "might"!) give it to you!

Stan Rogers songs come in a few, occasionally overlapping flavors:

this boat is a heavy-handed metaphor for my personal struggles (Mary Ellen Carter, Last Watch, Barrett’s Privateers, etc)

I am being ground beneath the heel of Capital (Fisherman’s Wharf, Tiny Fish for Japan, The Idiot, most of them really)

Weeeheehee we’re shitfaced and having a great time! I recommend it!! (The Wreck of the Athens Queen, Giant, etc)

my romance is pure and true and yours is mere lust, you barbarian (You Can’t Stay Here, Lock-Keeper, Half of a Heart, etc)

an ode to something incredibly Canadian (Bluenose, MacDonnell on the Heights, Northwest Passage, etc)

ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,

how funny would it be if socrates never said any of that and plato was just lying

i love alice oseman books i wish british people were real

Single funniest piece of Shakespeare merch I have ever seen.

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken 💞 (ily Cassius)

Magic the Gathering tip: you’re allowed to be a little gay for the monsters

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military