Single Funniest Piece Of Shakespeare Merch I Have Ever Seen.

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

heyyyy guess who's getting into antebellum history aha........ i was very inspired by @dustzvacuumcleaner 's post to do with Lincoln and his cabinet, and since i love that kind of portrait/analysis art i decided to have a go myself! :D

what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?

ftm passing tips !!

swift as the coursing river

force of a great typhoon

strength of a raging fire

mysterious as the dark side of the moon

hope this helps !

/j

Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

companies really have got to be okay with stagnant profits. what is wrong with earning the same amount every year? why does it always have to be more? it's not sustainable. there are only so many people on the planet you can profit from 😭

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig

Magic the Gathering tip: you’re allowed to be a little gay for the monsters

If Hitchhiker's Guide was WOKE!!!!!!!

The Hitchhiker's GAY to the GAYlaxy

Arthur DEInt

aFORDable Housing Prefect

THEYphod SHEblebrox

Trillian is exactly the same but she actually has a role in the story and keeps her book-accurate appearance

Marvin the Paranoid ANDROGYNE