I Say "godspeed, Soldier" Way Too Much For Someone Who Puts Their Faith In Neither God Nor The Military

what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?

There are only two genders:

Caecelius est in horto.

et

Grumio est in culina.

Ok, fine... I relent!

Metella est in atrio.

et

Canem est in via.

Will Wood archive channels are wild cause one video will be like a 9 second recording of a concert from 2016 showing this man wearing like seven layers of eyeliner and mascara, no shirt, and has bleached his hair an unnatural blonde banging on his keyboard while screaming about drugs, skeletons, and suicide and then the next video will be this guy who looks like he majors in philosophy and computer science with an oversized ukulele telling people that he is doing well in therapy

thinking about the moment brutus' silky sharp knife penetrated ceasar's tender skin for the first time... the tears in the corners of his eyes glistening in the ravenous sunlight, his plump peachy lips in awe as brutus places a soft, chaste kiss to the corner of his mouth before driving the knife into his body again

If Hitchhiker's Guide was WOKE!!!!!!!

The Hitchhiker's GAY to the GAYlaxy

Arthur DEInt

aFORDable Housing Prefect

THEYphod SHEblebrox

Trillian is exactly the same but she actually has a role in the story and keeps her book-accurate appearance

Marvin the Paranoid ANDROGYNE

companies really have got to be okay with stagnant profits. what is wrong with earning the same amount every year? why does it always have to be more? it's not sustainable. there are only so many people on the planet you can profit from 😭

If the Aeneid has a million fans, I'm one of them

If the Aeneid has one fan, I'm that one

If the Aeneid has no fans, my soul, indignant, has fled down to the underworld with a sigh

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is the only acceptable portrayal of white Jesus

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you’d wish I could be your

the third dumbest thing I've made now Alternative title: All I Want for Christmas is You, Could You Take a Look at Me?