The Third Dumbest Thing I've Made Now Alternative Title: All I Want For Christmas Is You, Could You Take

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

heyyyy guess who's getting into antebellum history aha........ i was very inspired by @dustzvacuumcleaner 's post to do with Lincoln and his cabinet, and since i love that kind of portrait/analysis art i decided to have a go myself! :D

Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

do you ever just... forget that you exist in a physical form

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

thinking about the moment brutus' silky sharp knife penetrated ceasar's tender skin for the first time... the tears in the corners of his eyes glistening in the ravenous sunlight, his plump peachy lips in awe as brutus places a soft, chaste kiss to the corner of his mouth before driving the knife into his body again

I fear nobody will ever be able to match the dead stare standard criston has managed to set this season. gwayne accused him of fucking his sister and he said alicent is the Virgin Mary i keep trying to kill myself and she won’t let me. btw i hope we both die. and then he looked at him like this

Sure, call me a hopeless romantic, but I believe a healthy sexual relationship requires transparency. This is why I only fuck ghosts.