If The Aeneid Has A Million Fans, I'm One Of Them

JULIUS CAESAR HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 2069 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

If Hitchhiker's Guide was WOKE!!!!!!!

The Hitchhiker's GAY to the GAYlaxy

Arthur DEInt

aFORDable Housing Prefect

THEYphod SHEblebrox

Trillian is exactly the same but she actually has a role in the story and keeps her book-accurate appearance

Marvin the Paranoid ANDROGYNE

Ah, so when Circe wants to send them to the underworld, she is amazing and helpful, but when I, POSEIDON-

whenever they put Spock in all black it’s like. slut.

this image has a target audience of two people: me and @sludgecorpse

finally. it's over. tom lehrer can live in peace.

Magic the Gathering tip: you’re allowed to be a little gay for the monsters

how funny would it be if socrates never said any of that and plato was just lying

“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -