Ah, So When Circe Wants To Send Them To The Underworld, She Is Amazing And Helpful, But When I, POSEIDON-

how funny would it be if socrates never said any of that and plato was just lying

finally. it's over. tom lehrer can live in peace.

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken 💞 (ily Cassius)

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

There are only two genders:

Caecelius est in horto.

et

Grumio est in culina.

Ok, fine... I relent!

Metella est in atrio.

et

Canem est in via.

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth