Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter Is The Only Acceptable Portrayal Of White Jesus

"most people don't really care about occult history" Skill issue. I will make learning fun. This is a threat.

reasons to kill caesar (in order of importance):

he slept with my mother

hes a dictator

Cassius doesn't like him.

When I say "this character is my favourite" what I am really saying is "this character is easiest to project homosexuality and autism on to"

I wish I could be a girl, and that way you’d wish I could be your

My doctor says all the black mold in my body came from a single expired gram cracker which i just think is fascinating

Genres of Will Wood songs:

- I’m Just A Silly Little Guy. Just A Funky Lil Dude. Just Some Boogie Woogie

- There Is Something Wrong With Me (Anguished)

- There Is Something Wrong With Me (Delighted)

- Society™️

- Villain Pyschology

- God Damn I Do A Lot Of Drugs

Will Wood archive channels are wild cause one video will be like a 9 second recording of a concert from 2016 showing this man wearing like seven layers of eyeliner and mascara, no shirt, and has bleached his hair an unnatural blonde banging on his keyboard while screaming about drugs, skeletons, and suicide and then the next video will be this guy who looks like he majors in philosophy and computer science with an oversized ukulele telling people that he is doing well in therapy

i love alice oseman books i wish british people were real

I fear nobody will ever be able to match the dead stare standard criston has managed to set this season. gwayne accused him of fucking his sister and he said alicent is the Virgin Mary i keep trying to kill myself and she won’t let me. btw i hope we both die. and then he looked at him like this

platonic dialogues are just like.

socrates: massive chunk of text

the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.