Thealmightyrat - The Mouldy Box

People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

There are only two genders:

Caecelius est in horto.

et

Grumio est in culina.

Ok, fine... I relent!

Metella est in atrio.

et

Canem est in via.

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

whenever they put Spock in all black it’s like. slut.

If Hitchhiker's Guide was WOKE!!!!!!!

The Hitchhiker's GAY to the GAYlaxy

Arthur DEInt

aFORDable Housing Prefect

THEYphod SHEblebrox

Trillian is exactly the same but she actually has a role in the story and keeps her book-accurate appearance

Marvin the Paranoid ANDROGYNE

Will Wood archive channels are wild cause one video will be like a 9 second recording of a concert from 2016 showing this man wearing like seven layers of eyeliner and mascara, no shirt, and has bleached his hair an unnatural blonde banging on his keyboard while screaming about drugs, skeletons, and suicide and then the next video will be this guy who looks like he majors in philosophy and computer science with an oversized ukulele telling people that he is doing well in therapy

Magic the Gathering tip: you’re allowed to be a little gay for the monsters

The fact I’ve shown Will Wood songs to some people and they just don’t take to it is mad, you all don’t get the appeal of a song where some batshit deranged guy is singing the most abstract lyrics it’d take a team of English literature students to fully analyse in the most passionate way possible while the tempo picks up and slows down and the genre shifts halfway through for shits and giggles and random keyboard smashes and wilhelm screams are just thrown in the background and another guy is destroying his drum set and then somewhere along the way you start hearing a kazoo

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait