*funky piano* what gender am i
morality is stupid and doesnt exist
im so fucking drunk holy shit
we're all gonna die one day (^-^)
I haven't eaten for three days.
acab
cowboy time !!! oh and drugs ig
i should be in a psych ward
yoo remember when we thought the world was gonna end? me neither
who am i
I'm so sorry for not showing you emotional vulnerability and I really love you, and trust me I'm trying to make those repairs to show you more love, and I'm trying to improve myself.
cum on me please
vampire prettyboy wants to suck your blood TODAY!!!!(with your consent ofc)
rats all the rats i want to be a rat let me be a rat
You will actually sob nonstop for ten minutes.
hey dawg you see that culture over there yeah fuck that
wow im so gosh darn normal (im lying please help me)
i've seen Discworld fans discussing various dream casts and wishes for how they'd adapt it and that's great and all but i feel like we're missing the obvious answer?
there's one way to do a Discworld adaptation and it's
muppets
do you ever just... forget that you exist in a physical form
ah, yes,,, my 3 alignments,,,,
the thing about time loop jokes is, sure, they may be repetitive, but they never get old
Sure, call me a hopeless romantic, but I believe a healthy sexual relationship requires transparency. This is why I only fuck ghosts.
i love alice oseman books i wish british people were real
platonic dialogues are just like.
socrates: massive chunk of text
the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.
every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog