Everybody Loves Stabbing As A Sign Of Homoerotic Longing. But When I, Brutus,

oh so it’s okay for you to kiss your friends?? but when i, judas iscariot,

People who insist on changing the pronouns in songs while they’re singing along are so weak. “But I’m not gay!” Okay?? And I’m not a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s Privateers, but for the length of this song I can be.

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

People were strange like that. Steal five dollars and you were a petty thief. Steal thousands of dollars and you were either a government or a hero.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is the only acceptable portrayal of white Jesus

Will Wood archive channels are wild cause one video will be like a 9 second recording of a concert from 2016 showing this man wearing like seven layers of eyeliner and mascara, no shirt, and has bleached his hair an unnatural blonde banging on his keyboard while screaming about drugs, skeletons, and suicide and then the next video will be this guy who looks like he majors in philosophy and computer science with an oversized ukulele telling people that he is doing well in therapy

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

i am emotionally ravaged right now from a “learn to dance” series holy shit

what do you say to a trans person who’s sharing after-surgery pics?