Yeah…I discovered the incorrect quotes generator. I know some of these have been done but…
Midge: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Lenny: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Lenny: I would never say that my partner is a b**** and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a b**** and I like them so much!
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Midge: I have feelings for you.
Lenny: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
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Lenny: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Midge: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Lenny: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Midge: Is it working?
*
Lenny: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Midge: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Lenny, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
*
Lenny: I’m in love with you.
Midge: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Lenny: I know.
Midge: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
*
Midge: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Lenny: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Midge: ...
Midge: You mean ring bearER, right?
Lenny: ...
Midge: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Midge: Are you ready to commit?
Lenny: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Lenny: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Midge: Peonies, why?
Lenny:
Midge: Were you going to get me flowers?
Lenny:
Midge:
Lenny: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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Lenny: Midge, you love me, right?
Midge: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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Lenny: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Midge: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Lenny: Yes.
Midge: I'd sleep.
*
Midge: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Lenny: It was autocorrect.
Midge: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Lenny: Yes.
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Lenny: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Midge: I wrote you a poem.
Lenny, already crying: You did?
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Lenny: Midge is playing hard to get.
Lenny: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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*Lenny comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Midge’s bedroom.*
Midge: Babe, are you.. coming to bed?
Lenny: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend.
Lenny: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep*
Midge: ...
*
Lenny: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Midge: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Lenny: I don't know, surprise me!
*
Lenny: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Midge: Marry me.
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Lenny, throwing their head into Midge's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Midge, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty f***ing annoying, that's what you are.
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Lenny: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints.
Midge: What hints have you given them?
Lenny: Well, I think about them a lot.
Lenny: And sometimes I even think about talking to them.
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Midge: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Lenny: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Midge: But you’re always acting stupid?
Lenny: ...
Lenny: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Lenny: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Midge: Wow. They sound stupid.
Lenny: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Midge: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Lenny: I guess you’re right. Hey Midge, I love you.
Midge: See! Just say that!
Lenny: Holy f***ing s***.
Midge: If that flies over their head then, sorry Lenny, but they're too dumb for you.
Lenny: Midge.
*
Lenny: Midge and I are no longer dating.
Midge: Lenny, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
Season Two Spoilers Below
Okay, so when Shax and Aziraphale are in the car, Shax says to Aziraphale, “You don’t seem his [Crowley’s] type at all.”
…
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!
What does she think Crowley’s type is? What is she basing this assumption on? Crowley’s aesthetic? Did Crowley curate some kind of reputation as a lusty tempter of goths downstairs in some hilarious scheme? How?! He’s so bad at that kind of stuff!
Maybe she’s just preying on Aziraphale’s insecurities?
I need to know!!!!
I was thinking about Midge and Lenny while working on a new chapter of “Very Blue Lives” (it’s on ao3, please go read and review. I need validation like Lenny and Midge need each other).
Anyways, I was thinking about Midge and Lenny in Miami and why Midge turned Lenny down.
Sure the bs Vegas train wreck just happened, and Carol kind of freaked her out, but those answers are boring.
First of all, he’s weirdly reluctant to talk about her career. In Miami, whether she knows it or not, Lenny’s avoidance to discuss her career is part of the reason she walks away. Flash forward to the blue room, he’s making it clear that he listens to her and promises to take her seriously, and that’s when she decides “yes, okay. Let’s see what’s between us.”
She needs him to take her seriously as a comic, and once she realizes that he does, she’s willing to be vulnerable with him as a woman.
And that’s a great step for Midge, who isn’t taken seriously personally or professionally, especially by people she loves.
Spoilers below:
I think its such a big step for Aziraphale to admit out loud that Gabriel (who enforced Heaven’s will) used be awful.
The reason he’s so flirty after the church scene is because he realized he’s in love with Crowley. But once Crowley leaves, and he has time to think over everything…he gets scared.
Okay, the next installment of Domestic Burlesque is up. This deals with some heavy elements so mind the tags. Please tell me what you think!
Good Omens Season 2 Spoilers Below:
I love Nina and Maggie, and love everything they say in their final scene. But they got one thing wrong.
Yes Aziraphale does believe in magic. That he can fix a system beyond repair. But he’s nothing like Maggie aside from aesthetic. He does not show his emotions, not really. Not when it counts. Maggie tackles emotional issues head on while Aziraphale is the literal embodiment of repression.
Crowley isn’t an exact parallel to Nina, because he’s never actually opened himself up. Despite all of the atrocities he’s seen, he’s still got a bit of hope and optimism.
For all of his hard edges, Crowley believes in magic too. He believes in love confessions in the rain, in looking into someone’s eyes and knowing it’s meant to be. That “one good kiss” means happily ever after.
Spoilers below:
I completely forgot about the speeches Shax gives to Aziraphale. So much makes sense now.
- She says, “I didn’t think you were his type”
- She calls him “Crowley’s emotional support angel”
- She teases him about his love of human things, specifically food. Something Gabriel makes him feel bad about multiple times in season 1.
She brings up every perceived failing of his, and then moments later is given (read: manipulated) into atoning all of his flaws.
And him and Crowley both being angels who aren’t actually very good at it would put them on equal footing.
No wonder he makes the choice he does.
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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Nina, with Muriel and Maggie behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Nina: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Nina: Crowley FUCKING FELL OFF!
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Crowley: *coughs blood*
Nina: Don't die, Crowley!
Crowley: Don't tell me what to do!
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Aziraphale: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Crowley: Aziraphale, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
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Crowley: I’m a masochist, not a loser.
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Muriel: Hello, I'm Muriel. I work at a shop now. Here to help. Look, they gave me a badge with my name on it in case I forget it. Very helpful, as that does happen.
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Jim: Do we have any orange juice left?
Crowley: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*
Crowley: Sorry, we’re all out.
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Aziraphale: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Crowley: AS ENEMIES?!
Aziraphale:
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Maggie: One time I went to hand Nina a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.”
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Crowley: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Aziraphale: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Crowley: Oh, we've had worse.
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Muriel: Where are you going?
Crowley: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
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Nina: Are you drinking enough water?
Crowley: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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Maggie: Why are you drinking?
Crowley: I drink when I'm depressed.
Maggie: But you're always drinking?
Crowley: *smug grin*
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Crowley: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Muriel: *Incoherent mumbling*
Crowley: Huh?
Muriel: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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Crowley: My gender is in a constant state of flux.
How Regeneration informs character
Christmas Invasion is off for Rose because the man she loves, the only person she knows that thinks she’s fantastic explodes in front of her with a really vague explanation after she wakes up from passing out with her memories missing. She is scared at first because she reasonably assumes that this could be a threat. She’s encountered malevolent shapeshifters and dangerous teleportation rays fairly recently.
And now, there’s this younger, flirty, seemingly happier man promising that he remembers everything, that swears he’s same man. Except this too-good-to-be-true man whispers seductively as he grabs her hand, and smiles like Casanova, and gives her the impression that he definitely dances and wants to with her.
Nine wouldn’t do any of this even if she wished he would, but she knew he loved her, thought of her more highly than anyone she ever met. He loved her so much that a Dalek felt it.
She’s beginning to believe him but then he passes out.
“The proper Doctor would save us” is a weird thing to say about someone who woke up from a coma because you whispered help me. It’s not a weird thing to say about someone who less than twelve hours ago didn’t need to be asked to save people. (Obviously Rose still hasn’t been told what regeneration sickness is because Nine gives a really vague explanation as it’s happening and Ten does explain it but not how to help him because he has ADHD and can’t focus even to literally save his life)
This is also Rose learning the lesson that the Doctor is not a perfect hero in a practical way. She has by now learned about the Time War, about what he did, witnessed his dark rage in Dalek. But now she’s seeing him physically vulnerable, having to take him down off the pedestal in a different way.
He’s getting worse and aliens are invading and she doesn’t know how to help him. She tries running away and saving the people she cares most for (which still includes him) but that fails. She then tries to use what information she’s picked up even if it costs her life. There’s always been a hero in Rose. She risked life in Rose, Dalek, Parting of the Ways and World War III, she does the same now.
Then the Doctor returns and saves the world, with the same fierce protectiveness as Nine. And she doesn’t have a smidge of doubt.
It used to bother me that he yelled at her for giving up on him, but in all fairness “Can you change back?” Probably deeply hurt his feelings, even if it’s hilarious now in 2023.
But she’s leaving out an important part of the question.
She’s asking, “Can you turn back into the person who thinks I actually have worth? Who I know wants me?”
In the end of the Episode, she admits that her concern was that he wouldn’t want her anymore.
It isn’t until he gives explicit verbal confirmation that he still wants her to travel with him (something he hadn’t done before) that she relaxes. (Ironically this is how the love confessions go for them too).
Season 2 Spoilers below:
I just…I’m having a hard time with Crowley tempting Aziraphale to eat.
Like, we just established that Crowley is not capable of true evil.
And he and Aziraphale clearly know each other enough to have a dynamic. Aziraphale clearly knows Crowley enough to have faith in his fundamental hidden goodness. And despite all of his pretense, that faith means something to Crowley.
So…why tempt Aziraphale? It feels so…uncharacteristically sinister.
Is he trying to get Aziraphale to fall too? But why? Some part of him obviously likes Aziraphale.
Maybe he’s trying to prove a point? But what is he going to do if Aziraphale falls over this? How will he carry that for eternity?
Maybe he knows Aziraphale won’t fall, and that’s the point? But how would he know that?
What’s the point?