The Predicament Of Defending Your Love Or Protecting Your Status & Credibility Lmao

The predicament of defending your love or protecting your status & credibility lmao

my mom after watching joker: I can’t believe some people think he’s hot, so weird

me, sweating: uh;;;; y-yeah... that’s-uh- crazy;;;; totally weird,,,,,, hahHahaHaa.....

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Okay... I didn't expect this raw love for Joker when I got the notification. 😂😳

i’m just here to say that...

that THIS is the sight you’d see while J is absolutely RAWING AND DEMOLISHING YOU IN THESE SHEETS and I’M SORRY BUT WOW I JUST HAD TO SAY IT

I’m Just Here To Say That...

Why is all of this breaking my heart my feelimgs are leaking

Arthur Fleck's Arkham Document From Joker (2019)

Arthur Fleck's Arkham Document from Joker (2019)

Honestly tried to sharpen it up a bit so it's readable, but doctors handwritings are the absolute worst.

What I got from this (left to right):

Arthur only made it to 10th grade. (Or lower)

He has never been married and has no kids. (We know this)

He's somewhere around in his early 30's. Probably 33-34 years old.

There was indeed only 1 bedroom in the apartment he stayed in with Penny, which could only mean he slept on the couch the entire time. (As some of us already suspected)

The physician doesn't even know where the hell to begin with Arthur's state, so it's written, "Laughing all the time. I don't know happy or what."

Arthur WORKS HIS ASS OFF to provide for himself and Penny as seen where it's checked off by 49-59 hours for working in the past week. (The average working hours per week is 40 hours. At least where I'm from)

The physician then wrote, "I wish I did know" but I'm not sure for which of the questions.

Then where the 'yes' is checked off for if Arthur has a permanent disability, the physical drew a little arrow where he/she then wrote, "I really don't understand."


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Sweden still summoning the old spirits

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night


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Print This. Put It On Your Fridge. Choose Which Chris Pratt You Want To Have As An Inspiration And Act

Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.


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me actually getting distracted from saving my future but at least while being happy

On The Bright Side, I’m Almost Over With My Exams So :D

On the bright side, I’m almost over with my exams so :D


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I LIVE FOR X CHUBBY/PLUS-SIZE

These just made me feel better on a really rough day, thank you 💕❤

Anonymous said: Hey! First of all, I absolutely adore your writing! I was wondering if you could write something about Arthur/Joker with a chubby, insecure s/o? Not feeling to good about my body from time to time and I think this would be really comforting for me… Thank you so much

Hello there! Thank you so much! I’m happy you enjoy my writing :) I’m so sorry that you’re not feeling good about yourself lately. I know that feeling all too well. Also, I’ve gotten a few requests like this one, so please anyone else who sent a similar ask, this one is for you guys!

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Arthur:

Arthur was never one to care for physical looks. He was much more about compassion and personality than anything else. That doesn’t mean Arthur isn’t drawn to beautiful people. You were one of those people. 

Arthur had immediately been drawn to your kind eyes and pretty face. Even your body seemed to welcome him in. 

When you showed a clear interest in him, Arthur jumped at the chance to have you as his own. He adored every aspect of you. Your personality, your body, your kindness, everything.

When Arthur noticed your reluctance to wear certain things or you would tense when he held you too tightly, he realized you weren’t confident in your body. 

Arthur would ask you about it, not wanting to assume anything, and when you sadly agreed, it broke Arthur’s heart. From that moment on, Arthur made sure to shower you in his little truths. 

He would tell you how perfect you were, how much he loved your stomach and thighs. Arthur would slowly build your confidence until you would dance around to show him a new outfit.

Don’t even get him started on body worship. Arthur always made it very clear to you just how sexy he thought you were. Despite how nervous you were at first, this became something you looked forward to.

Arthur never once made fun of your weight or let other people say anything about you. Arthur would put his life on the line just to protect you.

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Joker:

Joker had always been keen on beautiful people with meat on their bones. Something about their lushes body made him feel at home. Made him feel less insecure in his own body. 

When he spotted you on your way home from work, Joker swooped in and romanced you. Every day he would meet up with you on your walk back and woo you until you couldn’t resist his come-ons. 

From the beginning, Joker would tell you how much he adored your body. From whispered complements to full-on dirty talk. It didn’t matter to him, Joker NEEDED you to know how much he craved you. 

Joker would buy (steal?) the clothes he wanted to see you in, and you began to enjoy the fashion shows. Even when the clothes clung to your insecure spots, Joker would lavish you in complements that you no longer cared.

You loved the way he paraded you around like you were the most gorgeous person in all of Gotham. Joker treated you like royalty. Always making sure you were well taken care of and respected. 

No one dared make fun of you when you had Joker on your arm. The looked you used to get slowly disappeared as Joker intimidated everyone around you. 

You knew Joker would kill anyone who hurt your tender confidence, and something about that only made you feel bolder. 

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This I second and third!

I Have A Headcannon That This Joker Doesnt Tolerate Women Or Children Being Harrassed Or Abused. Anyone

I have a headcannon that this Joker doesnt tolerate women or children being harrassed or abused. Anyone being harrassed for that matter.

If Joker saw a man telling a woman to acknowledge him, or to smile at him, Joker would warn the man to back the fuck off. If the man didn't, Joker casually shoots the guy.

If any blood gets on the girl, he'd offer his handkerchief to her.

If Joker sees a trans person being beaten, he doesn't even bother to threaten. He shoots the assailants without question.

Anyways, I just really love this idea of Joker being a vigilante of justice against sexual harrassment of any kind. 💜💜💜


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