Doctor Calls You With Your Bloodwork Results And Just Says “I’m Really Mad At You” And Then Hangs

I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though

If I was in the elder scrolls universe I'd either get cancelled or cause a political incident by frequently and inadvertently offending Alfiq Khajiit by saying things like "aw little guy!" to like these grown ass merchants and bankers and such

I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

01-03-2023, 2 PM

“There are plenty of things in the world to be sad about. But a boy who doesn’t love you shouldn’t be one of them.”

— Cheryl Strayed

PART 4: Things the Van Der Linde gang members would tweet: ✨Main characters edition✨

"You act so innocent but you’re holding a match and I got a container of gas, if you let that thing go this place is gonna blow...but that’s okay with me as long as you’re caught in thе smoke."

-Arson by Chri$tian Gate$

I don't just draw furry garbage! That being said I haven't drawn humans seriously in like over a year. Anyways dusted off the old human skills to whip together this scene from an RP!

Ophir - the one in purple - belongs to Foxteeeth on TH

i was born weird and i will die fucking weird

Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018) dev. Rockstar Games