So...are We All Just A Bunch Of Gays With Anxiety?

in an expert move to keep covid transmission rates low post lock down restaurants have made the genius decision to make everything on the menu so fucking expensive that no one can afford to eat out at them anyways

“That isn’t who I want to be so I will simply not become it” are words I repeat to myself often these days.

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

Mutuals feel free to hold my hand & swing it back n forth a bit if u want

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

how i feel posting about asoiaf on here