Don't Fall For This Scam.

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

“well SOME cops are good”

synth mouse

Emoji starter pack

in an expert move to keep covid transmission rates low post lock down restaurants have made the genius decision to make everything on the menu so fucking expensive that no one can afford to eat out at them anyways

halloween party at my cousin’s house

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

zoning out in the kitchen waiting for my coffee to brew