EVERYONE Gets Candy If They Made The Effort To Show Up. Everyone.

something has gone deeply wrong when "focusing pragmatically on issues you can influence and working to make life better for yourself and your community" is considered an unserious distraction while "endlessly exposing yourself to media about distressing situations you can't control" is considered political engagement

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

me: “nah I won’t fall asleep. I’m not even that tired”

also me 3 minutes later:

How are you feeling?

I won’t play your psychological games