The Feeling I Have When I Realize That The Thing That I Thought Was Due Last Week Is Due This Week Is

i have been in a discord call learning about the roman empire for an hour now and ive never been more interested in history

once a year i get obsessed with sugared strawberries despite the fact that i am allergic to berries and it makes my mouth hurt and gives me a headache and cramps but fuck its so good

if the government didn't manufacture himbos for the weird kids in middle-high school, there would be chaos in the streets. ths government created himbos to keep the goths in check

ive literally not baked a single thing correctly tonight and im gonna scream

me: aw yeah look at me i learned how to use chopsticks in under three minutes im so smart :)

me four minutes earlier: ooooo look, two day old sushi leftovers!!

i try to make a wholesome, playable, funny joke character and it evolves into a pathetic lump of a man who puts everything before himself and would do anything to protect those he loves

hello tumblr, i am once again debating my career choice and if i even picked my career and future for myself or if i just picked it to have something to my family's name :D

somebody slap me if i procrastinate my plan tomorrow its literally so i can catch up in one class within the week dear god if i don't follow through with this plan i'm dropping out

just applied to my first actual job ever and a bitch is STRESSING. like- realistically i know that hey won't respond right away and might not respond at all because i literally have no resume, but another part of me is losing its shit. i really want to have a job at this point but at the same time i'm terrified because that means i'm an actual adult and work a literal 9-5. spooky

For those who needed to hear it today