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FANNIBALS, HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THIS??

Hannibal with a wand

Hannibal with a wand

Can we PLEASE talk about the fact that they didn't bother making Mads Mikkelsen look ANY different from his role in Hannibal in Fantastic Beasts 3?? I don't hate it, but I can only see Hannibal and I am SOBBING.

"You're a wizard, Hannibal."

"Excuse me, I am a what?"

Idk and idc if this has been said before, this needs as much attention as possible 😭

just couple of favorite quotes about Jayce admiring Viktor’s beauty in the first chapter of “The Oathbreaker”

// written by @lesbianherald

I think my favorite line from Hannibal is where jack asks what level of the spectrum wills on. But instead of the actual line I say “how autistic are you will” 

what are Hannibal lines you quote on the daily? me: "I have hunger" (I think it's a Mason line), "tell me, Will", "I don't find you that interesting" (whenever I find a piece of content boring), "that may have been impulse", "I let you know me, see me" and "I miss my dogs, I'm not gonna miss you" (just randomly when I wanna be dramatic or for no reason and to the air), "bones and all?", "he's in the pantry" (not when people are in the pantry but just for no reason), "they know" (whenever they know)

by the way, the hottest man in Arcane

But your honor I’m just a girl

me: *holds gummy worm between my fingers like a cigarette* *takes a drag* if hannigram can find love through murder and cannibalism maybe i can too

judge: you killed and ate six people

— under their noses — chapter one

a series by © luvbabydoll — inspired by @goatgoesmbe

you never intended to start an only fans.

but between nursing school, grueling shifts, and bills that refused to pay themselves, you had to get creative. and what started as a desperate attempt to make ends meet quickly turned into a steady income.

the men on their seemed to like you. they liked your voice, the softness in your tone, the way you spoke like you meant it. you never showed your full face, but that only added to the mystery. you played into it—the sweet, teasing persona, the gentle praise, the intimacy that kept men coming back for more.

and, completely unknowingly, the entirety of Task Force 141 had fallen for you.

—

it had all started months ago.

one of their missions had gone sideways—bad intel, long hours, more bodies than they were expecting. and by the time they got back to base, exhausted and strung out, all they wanted was food, alcohol, and sleep.

but mostly alcohol.

soap was the first to bring it up.

slumped against a crate, half a bottle of whiskey deep, he let out a groan and muttered, “boys, i think i’m in love.”

gaz snorted, kicking his boots up on the table. “oh, yeah? you have some girl we don’t know about?”

“angel.”

ghost, who had been silently nursing his drink, stiffened.

gaz raised an eyebrow, “angel…?”

soap pulled out his phone and waved it lazily. “she’s some onlyfans girl, mate. best thing that i ever stumbled upon. swear to god, she cares about me.”

gaz laughed. “you are down horrendous, johnny boy.”

“oi, don’t judge me ‘til you’ve heard her. this girl is unreal. always saying the nicest things.” soap sighed dramatically.

gaz rolled his eyes. “yeah, mate. ‘cause she’s getting paid to do that.”

“so? it still counts for me.”

gaz held out a hand. “alright alright, lemme see.”

soap hesitated for a moment. “...fine. but don’t be weird about it.”

gaz took the phone, tapped through a few of the videos, and went silent.

after a moment, he muttered, “okay, shit. you might be onto something.”

soap smirked miraculously. “told you.”

ghost, who had been quietly brooding, finally spoke. “you idiots just now finding out about her?”

they both turned to look at him shocked.

gaz blinked. “w-wait, what?”

ghost took a sip of his whiskey, deadpan. “i’ve been subscribed for months.”

soap choked on his drink. “YOU WHAT?”

ghost shrugged carelessly. “found her first.”

gaz’s jaw dropped. “y-you mean to tell me you—simon ‘i hate everyone’ riley—has been secretly been subscribed to an onlyfans girl this whole time?”

ghost didn’t answer. he just took another sip of his whiskey.

soap stared at him, with a look of betrayal that you see in movies. “and you didn’t tell us?”

ghost gave him a flat look. “why the fuck would i tell you?”

soap pointed aggressively. “you gatekeeping bastard.”

gaz shook his head in amusement. “price is gonna lose his shit when he finds out.”

“Finds out what?”

the three of them turned to see price walking in, looking mildly suspicious.

for a moment, nobody spoke.

and then, without missing a beat, gaz held out the phone. “cap. you gotta see this.”

and that’s how, in the span of one drunken night, every single one of them became your most loyal subscribers.

—

and then you arrived.

your first day on base was nothing special—standard introductions, paperwork, getting settled.

well for you, at least.

but for them? it was a nightmare.

soap noticed it at first.

your voice—was way too familiar. too exact. the way you spoke, the soft warmth in your tone. it sent a shiver down his spine.

gaz eventually picked up on the way you moved—the tilt of your head, the way your fingers ghosted over their skin during check-ups.

ghost, who was normally unreadable, was tense.

and price? price just sighed a lot.

none of them said anything. they couldn’t.

because if they were wrong—if this was just some wild coincidence—then they’d look like absolute idiots.

but if they were right?

then their sweet, soft-spoken angel had just walked into their lives, completely unaware that every single one of them had been on their knees for her voice alone.

and fuck, they were not prepared for that.

10/10 would read each and every time

me writing fics: *them being domestic cuddly cute psychotically romantic and having nasty nasty sex* *remembers they're supposed to be murderers* *them killing for no reason* *back to domestic shit cuddling nasty nasty sex* *oh yeah, they're psychos* *makes Will say some weird ass line about killing for no reason* *nasty nasty sex and cuddling session*

Sigh I just wanna good fanfic 😔 sigh or a gay manhwa 😔

Phillip Graves is the type of American.

To blow your back out and then barbecue you a burger after 🪿

Hannibal’s face is screaming proud boyfriend moment

HANNIBAL 2.08 "Su-zakana"