So, I know the fandom (myself very included) love to talk about JLA playing fuck marry kill with Brucie Wayne as an option...but I offer an alternative. Bruce overhears a conversation between Clark, Diana, and Hal.
Clark: No I mean if we're playing, I'd fuck you Diana, obviously it would be a wonderful night--
Diana: and all the way into the morning, obviously
Clark: Obviously. And I'd marry Batman, so sorry Hal, I guess you gotta go.
Hal, outraged: Marry Bats???? Over Me???
Clark: Yeah, hello, have you seen him? No offense and all, but if you get the chance to sleep with wonder woman you kinda have to. And if I marry Batman I get sweet gadgets, nerdy banter, awful coffee, and I get to use the little ears on the cowl as handles while I bend him over the breakfast table every morning.
(plot twist, Clark totally knows Batman's there and this is his extremely weird and roundabout way of flirting)
Yes I’m looking at them disrespectfully. I’m also looking at them asexually. They can coexist.
"Not Noah. Mans went for it and fuckin’ biffed it on the way down."
noah reminds me of this specific vine;
and i am here for it! cause he does just say "fvck it" but he hasn't bust his head yet!
reblogging so i can write some noah/mirage for the soul
I’m all for Mirage being the goofy/silly/‘lalala’ one out of the Noah x Mirage pairing—
But can we take a minute to appreciate the absolute beauty in Mirage having to navigate Noah’s weird habits?
Noah seems like the type of guy to go into large empty spaces and let out the most guttural scream absolutely unprompted. Imagine Mirage having to get used to that every time Noah comes out to the garage bcuz he doesn’t know if Noah’s ‘normal’ today or ‘gonna go batshit fucking crazy’.
Remember in the beginning of ROTB when OP puts Noah on a high shelf?
Any other lifeform with basic survival skills and self preservation would think to stay put up there until they can safely be taken/get down.
Not Noah. Mans went for it and fuckin’ biffed it on the way down.
You don’t think Mirage gets freaked out every time he sees Noah on a surface plane slightly above ground level after that?? Imagine him tells Autobots not to place their humans on high places like that because they can and will jump off if they don’t like it up there.
Noah, who definitely sleeps in the weirdest places— and Mirage has to wake his boy up and convince the half asleep human that his bed would be much more comfortable than the WORKBENCH!
JUST—!!! Chaotic!Noah and Confused!Mirage pls
(add ur ideas as u wish!)
kirby is precious baby
KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING
you may be thinking about good omens or xmen
But I, like the intellectual I am, was thinking about how Optimus Prime calls Ratchet old friend
"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone
aahh thank you! i'm glad to give inspiration! and i would love to see your spin on the concept!
Genuine Question but does anyone know if there are any good Cody Is Onyx Prime Fanfics? Like that's the main focus?
I do that in my Human Partners AU but I really wanna read some
we love strong women
yes i like shipping
and i specifically like tiny nerds and their giant green boyfriends. i will physically fight you on this
there's just something special about giant robots having tiny partners that has my heart in a chokehold
Suddenly want to show a Boulder x Graham commission I recently got from @/Eronposts on Twitter!
It’s just so cute and melts my heart aaaaaaa.
Especially this little segment.:
(The cheek squish and blushes really does it for me.)
Bonus: Also got them as ‘Scrunkle Minis’.:
Edit:
Turns out Eron has a Tumblr!
(@eron-transformers)
i love this so much and i would love to see more when your able
👀👀
Random ass fancomic I started that I will for sure continue
ORION BEING A MENANCE AND D-16 BEING A BOOK NERD GIVES ME LIFE!!!!
New GOGO Transformers comic to celebrate the release of the new Transformers movie is killing me its so CUTE (i cant read anything but i love looking at the pictures)
they were so adorable!! in this artstyle especially too
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