So, I Know The Fandom (myself Very Included) Love To Talk About JLA Playing Fuck Marry Kill With Brucie

So, I know the fandom (myself very included) love to talk about JLA playing fuck marry kill with Brucie Wayne as an option...but I offer an alternative. Bruce overhears a conversation between Clark, Diana, and Hal.

Clark: No I mean if we're playing, I'd fuck you Diana, obviously it would be a wonderful night--

Diana: and all the way into the morning, obviously

Clark: Obviously. And I'd marry Batman, so sorry Hal, I guess you gotta go.

Hal, outraged: Marry Bats???? Over Me???

Clark: Yeah, hello, have you seen him? No offense and all, but if you get the chance to sleep with wonder woman you kinda have to. And if I marry Batman I get sweet gadgets, nerdy banter, awful coffee, and I get to use the little ears on the cowl as handles while I bend him over the breakfast table every morning.

(plot twist, Clark totally knows Batman's there and this is his extremely weird and roundabout way of flirting)

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11 months ago

Yes I’m looking at them disrespectfully. I’m also looking at them asexually. They can coexist.

11 months ago

"Not Noah. Mans went for it and fuckin’ biffed it on the way down."

noah reminds me of this specific vine;

and i am here for it! cause he does just say "fvck it" but he hasn't bust his head yet!

reblogging so i can write some noah/mirage for the soul

I’m all for Mirage being the goofy/silly/‘lalala’ one out of the Noah x Mirage pairing—

But can we take a minute to appreciate the absolute beauty in Mirage having to navigate Noah’s weird habits?

Noah seems like the type of guy to go into large empty spaces and let out the most guttural scream absolutely unprompted. Imagine Mirage having to get used to that every time Noah comes out to the garage bcuz he doesn’t know if Noah’s ‘normal’ today or ‘gonna go batshit fucking crazy’.

Remember in the beginning of ROTB when OP puts Noah on a high shelf?

Any other lifeform with basic survival skills and self preservation would think to stay put up there until they can safely be taken/get down.

Not Noah. Mans went for it and fuckin’ biffed it on the way down.

You don’t think Mirage gets freaked out every time he sees Noah on a surface plane slightly above ground level after that?? Imagine him tells Autobots not to place their humans on high places like that because they can and will jump off if they don’t like it up there.

Noah, who definitely sleeps in the weirdest places— and Mirage has to wake his boy up and convince the half asleep human that his bed would be much more comfortable than the WORKBENCH!

JUST—!!! Chaotic!Noah and Confused!Mirage pls

(add ur ideas as u wish!)


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1 year ago

kirby is precious baby

KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING

KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING
KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING
KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING
KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING
KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING
KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING
KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING
KIRBY THE FIFTH TURTLE POSTING
11 months ago

you may be thinking about good omens or xmen

But I, like the intellectual I am, was thinking about how Optimus Prime calls Ratchet old friend

"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone


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10 months ago

aahh thank you! i'm glad to give inspiration! and i would love to see your spin on the concept!

Genuine Question but does anyone know if there are any good Cody Is Onyx Prime Fanfics? Like that's the main focus?

I do that in my Human Partners AU but I really wanna read some


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1 year ago

yes i like shipping

and i specifically like tiny nerds and their giant green boyfriends. i will physically fight you on this

there's just something special about giant robots having tiny partners that has my heart in a chokehold

Suddenly Want To Show A Boulder X Graham Commission I Recently Got From @/Eronposts On Twitter!

Suddenly want to show a Boulder x Graham commission I recently got from @/Eronposts on Twitter!

It’s just so cute and melts my heart aaaaaaa.

Especially this little segment.:

(The cheek squish and blushes really does it for me.)

Suddenly Want To Show A Boulder X Graham Commission I Recently Got From @/Eronposts On Twitter!

Bonus: Also got them as ‘Scrunkle Minis’.:

Suddenly Want To Show A Boulder X Graham Commission I Recently Got From @/Eronposts On Twitter!

Edit:

Turns out Eron has a Tumblr!

(@eron-transformers)


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8 months ago

ORION BEING A MENANCE AND D-16 BEING A BOOK NERD GIVES ME LIFE!!!!

New GOGO Transformers comic to celebrate the release of the new Transformers movie is killing me its so CUTE (i cant read anything but i love looking at the pictures)

New GOGO Transformers Comic To Celebrate The Release Of The New Transformers Movie Is Killing Me Its
New GOGO Transformers Comic To Celebrate The Release Of The New Transformers Movie Is Killing Me Its
New GOGO Transformers Comic To Celebrate The Release Of The New Transformers Movie Is Killing Me Its
New GOGO Transformers Comic To Celebrate The Release Of The New Transformers Movie Is Killing Me Its
New GOGO Transformers Comic To Celebrate The Release Of The New Transformers Movie Is Killing Me Its

they were so adorable!! in this artstyle especially too

New GOGO Transformers Comic To Celebrate The Release Of The New Transformers Movie Is Killing Me Its

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1 year ago

♡ asks ♡

 Do you have freckles? 

 Do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it? 

What was the last song you listened to? 

Do you sleep on your back, stomach or side? 

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? 

Do you prefer drawing or writing? 

What’s your ideal number of blankets to sleep with? 

What’s your favorite band/artist? 

When is your birthday? 

How tall are you? 

What color are your eyes? 

Who are five (or more) people you want to hug right now? 

Fears? 

What’s your favorite color? 

What’s your favorite season? 

Want any tattoos? What of? 

Want any piercings? Where? 

Who is the last person you texted? 

Do you have a best friend? How long have you been friends? 

What/who do you miss? 

How was your day today? 

How much sleep did you get last night? 

Do you believe in aliens? 

When was the last time you cried? Why? 

What’s your favorite decade? 

What are some seemingly childish things you like? 

What’s your favorite book? Or just one you’ve read a few times? 

How are you, really? 

Does it take you a long time to make decisions? 

What are you looking forward to in the near future? 

What are you looking forward to in the distant future? 

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go? 

Do you sleep with your door open or closed? 

What’s your favorite flower? 

Do you currently have a squish? 

Do you like your middle name? 

Do you prefer dogs or cats? 

Do you have any phobias? 

Do you stay up late?

Do you like the beach? Do you prefer it sunny or cloudy? 

What’s your favorite cartoon? 

Tag 5 of your favorite blogs

Do you have siblings? How many? 

Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? 

Is there anyone you would die for? 

What do you need when you’re sad? 

Have you memorized your phone number? 

Who’s someone you can trust with your life? 

What does your last text say? 

Wild Card. Any question, ask away. 


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hi, i like to write!

Hi there! My name is Theo! | 24 | Non Binary - Pronouns They/It | Will occasionally write 18+ themes so fair warning | Scottish | Requests Open | (3/15) Requested - (1/15) Written | my old blog is @awriterbythesea

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