Old Dog Who Is So Submissive And Chippable, Is This Anything

My favorite pastime of : watching an action movie, deciding it's queer, and imagining all the dudebros geting mad about it

Trust me, it's veeery fun

if i had a nickel for every time i hyperfixated on a fictional pairing from a critically acclaimed Dad Movie TM where one of them is british and they’re sort-of-illegal-spy-thieves who thrive on violence then i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right

It's the third time I see this on my dash so I feel like I had to comment. Like seriously... you put Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen together in a nude torture scene and then you complain that it's getting kinky ? Girl...

bro...what we could have had..

heck

When they're both predator :

My brain : Greaaaaaat

People think that 457 is a predator/prey ship, but it's not.

It's persistence predator / ambush predator.

Proof:

my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else

for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

BLACK DOVES 1.01 ⌁ To Love Then

just have to make sure