duality of man
ALL OF THIS AHUJAHSYCIT
i really love the fact that we don't know what species he is aside from being an orange mop because it makes his character even more intriguing. he could be over 1000 years old. he could know so much more than what he lets on. is he actually that gullible most of the time? when is he playing the part to secretly ruin the bad guy's plan? he's such a harmless sweetheart, but he's actually freaky. we literally know nothing about the guy. also the mime ghosts?? remember those???? what the hell was THAT??? WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TERRORIZE HIM WHAT IS THAT MAN'S STORY
ahem thanks for coming to my ted talk.
wander shenanigans and headcanons
first things first i like to think some of his fur? whiskers?? work kinda like a cat's: he can detect some movement that's happening close by
also
claws
he probably has retractable claws or he trims them almost every day so he isn't a menace to society (or to Sylvia's skin)
and the OCD thing
i might make a whole entire character analysis about it but for now just know his cuckoo behavior is exactly like me when im doing compulsions and i feel seenđ©
and for the final one
shedding season.
"i was dead before you were born," one of your most important people told you
woy comic i never got around to finishing
Does Lord Dominator exist in your AU? If so what does she look like/what would be her role?
she's been swapped with westley! she's a former member of wander's hivemind, separated by mr meteor and sir peepers and desperate to return to her life of drifting in her own mind. she was a willing member, but the reason she joined was because she was convinced she'd never find any sort of companion on her own, on account of her abrasiveness and cruelty. she'd work with meteor and peepers (mostly unwillingly) to find her calling in life, something that's not violent or mean or directly ruining other people's lives! i settled on "vigilante hacker" for her, because i headcanon her as a techie who built all her own stuff in the show itself. she'd help meteor and peepers from the sidelines!
(i've posted these before but i figured i'd drop them here too for context)
ofc this means westley takes dominator's place! he's dangerously incompetent and full of so much anger.
demonstration 32 of my favorite song
Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references Iâm really curious
Some roleplay art cuz I got bored
Cw: Minor injury, blood
Wanderâs kindness to children (and one he thought was a child) always touches my soul. Itâs always refreshing to see a flamboyant male character be sensitive, emotional, and very good with kids. Especially considering Wander bears titles such as âhippie,â âcowboy,â âfugitive,â and âoutlaw.â He lives such a tough and rugged lifestyle, but is nothing but a kind soul.
Every time i see Wander interact with kids, it makes me think about how he just wants to make those around him have what he didnât growing up: care and compassion (at least according to my lore). I always find myself thinking about his childhood, how lonely he was and how desperately he needed love and help. So now, he relishes to give it to other children.
Just something that gives me good feels.
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obsessed with this art style
another little comic abt wander's time as the interim guitarist for ninety ounce nihilists .... i cannot stop thinking abt it
single image spread, transcript, thumbnails & other ramblings under the cut
TRANSCRIPT:
[an empty stage with a ninety ounce nihilists banner hanging from the top. the work lights are on, showing nobody but wander coiling a length of wire onstage. tumbleweed hums to himself as he works, but within a moment, the lights flick off with a loud CLUNK]
TUMBLEWEED: ummm... hey! couldja turn those back on?
[no response, so wander goes back to what he was doing in the dark]
TUMBLEWEED: s'pose not
[a band member appears in the next frame. she has a head like a hammerhead shark]
BAND MEMBER: hey, tumbleweed
TUMBLEWEED: well hi there!
BAND MEMBER: how come you still stick around?
[tumbleweed looks away sheepishly, but he still responds]
TUMBLEWEED: well, you're my friends! mr. threat is, too... he just don't know it yet
BAND MEMBER: ...he hates you. and he treats you like garbage. he's...he's making money off you, and he's not even giving you any credit. much less the cash you generate!!
[tumbleweed shrugs.]
TUMBLEWEED: never expected him to.
BAND MEMBER: wh...well, you should.
[tumbleweed takes his hat off and stuffs the coil of wire inside as he speaks]
TUMBLEWEED: it's alright. i'm doin' him a favor. y'all needed a guitar, n' i happen'ta have one. i don't expect nothin' in return
[the band member glances off stage with a sour expression towards three other members of the band, including major threat himself.]
BAND MEMBER: let me give you a hand.
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ok so the band member i included doesnt have a name, but here she is in the show, along with the rest of the ninety ounce nihilists, all vaguely middle-aged
i really realllly wanna draw them all when they were active as nozn because i love to dress up funky guys like them. theyre so fun. anyways.
i think wander is the reason nozn breaks up in the first place. they get back together in the future, yeah, after major threat makes up with them, however he goes about that. but like, the comical lengths i think major threat would go through just to keep wander at arm's length would be a tipping point for the rest of the band, because they'd start to realize how poorly they were being treated.
i think the straw that breaks the camel's back would be wander attempting to provide backing vocals and being immediately kicked out of the band. the kicker being that it's for a song he wrote, and all the other members would quickly follow him, because, hey, what the fuck, dude. what did he ever do to you. what did WE do to you for that matter.
ANYWAYYYZZZZ if anybody has like name suggestions for them or anything let me know! honestly i'm defaulting to calling them all different alien variations on trent and reznor because i think it would be funny to do
reoccurring themes in nightmares