ALL OF THIS AHUJAHSYCIT
i really love the fact that we don't know what species he is aside from being an orange mop because it makes his character even more intriguing. he could be over 1000 years old. he could know so much more than what he lets on. is he actually that gullible most of the time? when is he playing the part to secretly ruin the bad guy's plan? he's such a harmless sweetheart, but he's actually freaky. we literally know nothing about the guy. also the mime ghosts?? remember those???? what the hell was THAT??? WHY DO THEY ALWAYS TERRORIZE HIM WHAT IS THAT MAN'S STORY
ahem thanks for coming to my ted talk.
wander shenanigans and headcanons
first things first i like to think some of his fur? whiskers?? work kinda like a cat's: he can detect some movement that's happening close by
also
claws
he probably has retractable claws or he trims them almost every day so he isn't a menace to society (or to Sylvia's skin)
and the OCD thing
i might make a whole entire character analysis about it but for now just know his cuckoo behavior is exactly like me when im doing compulsions and i feel seenđ©
and for the final one
shedding season.
reoccurring themes in nightmares
when they have a spongebob themed pfp >>>>
THE babygirl
some stuff
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im doing a SpongeBob AU
Wanderâs kindness to children (and one he thought was a child) always touches my soul. Itâs always refreshing to see a flamboyant male character be sensitive, emotional, and very good with kids. Especially considering Wander bears titles such as âhippie,â âcowboy,â âfugitive,â and âoutlaw.â He lives such a tough and rugged lifestyle, but is nothing but a kind soul.
Every time i see Wander interact with kids, it makes me think about how he just wants to make those around him have what he didnât growing up: care and compassion (at least according to my lore). I always find myself thinking about his childhood, how lonely he was and how desperately he needed love and help. So now, he relishes to give it to other children.
Just something that gives me good feels.
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To Squidward: what would your ideal home be like and how far away from SpongeBob would you want it lol
final space
The city unfolded before Theron, brighter than he'd ever thought possible. Thousands of lights drowned out the stars, glass buildings reflected them into the millions. A cacophony accompanied them; human voices, engines roaring, cars blaring horns. He didn't think it was possible for the world to get any louder than it was, and yet downtown Orem seemed intent to disprove him.
"How long were we locked up?" he muttered under his breath, looking for a single dark spot to hide the two of them. "The world's gone and grown up without us..."
Now you know how I feel, Jay said in the back of his mind. Or, at least, a little about it.