How Do Y'all Think Wander And Major Threat Met?

Hey Squidward, do you still have your clarinet with you? Maybe you can play something to make Spongebob feel better :>

wander shenanigans and headcanons

first things first i like to think some of his fur? whiskers?? work kinda like a cat's: he can detect some movement that's happening close by

also

claws

he probably has retractable claws or he trims them almost every day so he isn't a menace to society (or to Sylvia's skin)

and the OCD thing

i might make a whole entire character analysis about it but for now just know his cuckoo behavior is exactly like me when im doing compulsions and i feel seen😩

and for the final one

shedding season.

I could just be reading the room wrong but it seems from their reactions like a lot of people are coming out of Alien Romulus only just now realising the Alien movies are actually about capitalism and sexual violence.

Alien, 1979

To Squidward: what would your ideal home be like and how far away from SpongeBob would you want it lol

OMG HOLY SHOT I DIDNT SEE THIS SOONER THANK YOU SO MUCH?ICANT EVEN PUT INTO WORDS HOWMUCH TGIS MEANS TO ME ANDSPONGEBOB LLOKS SO CUTE

SpongeBob Christmas fanart (BritishSANTAward Day 3)

Today's piece is dedicated to the great @thedemo32 !

You have such amazing art, and it's pretty inspiring if I'm honest, lol. So hope you like this piece! Merry Early Christmas.

forgot to share a funny i did

THE babygirl

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im doing a SpongeBob AU

woy comic i never got around to finishing