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Some more ground breaking news that really isn't ground breaking. Jr Bourne, may also be a smoker and that also adds to the whole sexy silver fox type of guy. . .

Can you tell that I really like these men. . . ?

Okay, so, some ground breaking news. Not really ground breaking and you people probably don’t care and I shouldn’t care about it but like I’m okay with this and I don’t mind. And I know celebrities are human too but like bruh.

Ian Bohen smokes cigarettes. Not only is he a biker and sexy as sin, he also smokes. I know I should’ve connected the dots already from his photoshoots but bro. He’s even better!

I know smoking is bad for you but, I don’t know what it s about hot biker men, wearing leather jackets with tattoos who smoke…

I don’t mind me, carry on with your day. I need to re-evaluate my life on what type of men get me hot and what I should actually be focusing on…

Christ…

Yeah, they definitely do help with passing time by. I prefer movies though, unless the show has a different plotline each episode and you don't need to watch every single episode. I guess thats why I like black mirror lol. Haha, yes the breakfast club is 85. Ugh, I'm obsessed with 80s films! I watch random ones that aren't that popular though. But if you liked the breakfast club you should check out the rest of john hughes' movies he made, they're not as serious and dark lol.

I just might, maybe after I've finished with college things. Then I'll have enough time to just sit back and relax. Thanks for the suggestion, though!

OMFG 😂😂

TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MAKING A CAMEO. I REPEAT:

TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MAKING A CAMEO IN FAR FROM HOME !!!!!

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

ok im like angry now so stop excluding latines from your posts, we don’t just exist at the border and i’m not your fucking paleta cart man. we’re everywhere but y’all pretend like we dont exist or like we’re fictional. we know you see us as drug dealers, amongst other things. appropriate us because sombreros and ponchos are so funny!!! mariachis are just so funny!!!  we see you when you ignore our voices, make fun of us, and pretend we don’t exist altogether. im tired of it

Summer looks

Its cool, haha! I only watched one random episode of GoT cause of my friend, I suck at keeping up with tv shows so I doubt I'll ever get into it but it does seem pretty cool. I might watch dead poets society its been on my watch list for a while (along with a few other 80s classics) and I'm trying to clear that up before I watch anything else.

I'm only watching GoT cause my friend is making me as well. Her reason being that it's now finished, we can now begin watching it. Anyway, same here, there are too many TV programmes to watch but either way it helps pass the time.

I don't I've seen any movies from the 80's or that's just me being weird and forgetful, I'm sure Breakfast Club is from the 80's but other than that, I've seen nothing else 😂

@petermanspiderman I got your ask but I accidentally deleted it and I feel bad. Anywho, it sure is, I just can't wait to see her face when I get that B. I'm glad that your day was okay, and I'm sorry to hear that's it's going to rain. Watching movies sounds like a great way to pass the time, I'm currently watching GoT to pass the time.

Anyway, come tell me your day! I don't mind, send in anything you want and I'll probably respond cause I have no life out of this app 😂

sorry you have to go through that bby :( please ignore her :(

Thanks for the message! As of right now, I am doing just that. I'm going to get that B and shove it in her face that I can actually do it.

ugh honestly what a bitch, as a tutor it should be her job to not only encourage you or give you the confidence, but also the one to help you with reaching your education goal. she should help you work towards it instead of telling you that you won't get in??? like wtf then start doing your damn job better and teach me and honestly shut up lmao. thats all you should be doing. people like that, that discourage people should NOT be allowed to work for any type of educational purposes.

I know right, I just don't understand how hard it is to actually support a student. She has two favourites in this class and she basically likes talking to them more than the rest. Urgh, either way, I'm going to prove her wrong and then shove it in her face.

Update on life

My tutor can f*ck off.

We had a conversation two weeks ago, I know long time but hey, one to one. Private convo and in this convo, she carefully, and I say carefully because without having to even say the actually words, she told me that uni isn't my thing. That the work I have been putting my f*cking back into, isn't worth it to get into uni. She then says that I should look into other uni's to apply to because I won't be able to get a B as my overall grade to get into uni.

However, she continues on to smooth it out but stating that I'm doing better than last year. But that isn't going to do sh*t. Other than that, that's my update on life and I'm still wanting to slip into a coma.

Depressolit out

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

After Endgame Steve probably likes calling the mjolnir across galaxies and towards himself just to mess with Thor. He has to keep his arm up for three days straight sometimes but it’s worth it.

Thor has stated multiple (27) times that he isn’t afraid to punch an old man.

Steve does it anyway.

Steve is a dick.

PRIDE MONTH!!

PRIDE

Happy pride month to every single loving people out there!

You are all amazing, don’t let anyone tell you any different. This is YOUR month, YOUR month to show off your amazing dashing clothes and kick ass make up and hair!

Make sure to be super carefull as well!! HAVE FUN A PRIDE GUYS!

no no just asking in general I didnt want to send in a request with a charcter you didnt want to write lol sorry if I was the confusing one

No, it’s fine! Sorry for the mix up, haha, I can write for any character that you’d like. It’ll just depend on if I’m able to write like them within the fics. Other than that, I don’t writing for any character! 😊😊

oh no you write fantastic☺ what breakfast club charcters would you consider writing for?

Thank you very much! Do you mean, what characters I would write for or just a general question as to what I'm talking about because I've read the previous question wrong. Sorry if I'm confusing you.

Benny - Little Game

since u said u liked the breakfast club do u think u would be interested in writing for the charcters?

I wouldn’t mind writing for the charaters but I’m just worried that I might do the chracters any justice when I write it up I will give it a go though, my writing style is still terrible but other than that I can give it a go 😊

I WANT TO READ IT!!! :D

Glad you’re intersted! I have the storyline down to a T but all I need to do is type it up and post it. Hopefully, my writing is good enough for you to enjoy.

It's cool to see someone with so many similar interests, I love marvel and teen wolf! And also the breakfast club, happy to hear you liked it btw! Bender and Allison are definitely the two characters I'm most into story/arc wise, but like you said they all got their individual perks. I'll definitely be looking out for your new fic! :) 👀

Same here, most of the time I only find people that are intersted in one fandom until they introduce another one to me 😂 And hopefully I’m able to dish out some good fics that you’ll enjoy 😊

So, I might push this back and start it when I officially finish college. I’ve got about a month left before I leave and then I can concentrate on continuing on writing the third chapter of Wait, who’s back? and then I can also start with this new fic!

A new fanfic idea!!

Hey guys, I have this fanfic idea in my head, as much as I love Peter and Chris and their ship, in this upcoming fic they’re going to be the bad guys. So, I’m reusing my oc, Liliana Stilinski but instead of being Derek’s best friend, she’s laura’s, and she gets together with Jordan Parrish.

Anyway, with the way the story is going, it’s going to be angsty and it’s going to have the mention of someone having a miscarraige and cheating. I’m sure you’re seeing where this fic is going. Hopefully, this fic is going to turn up as a one-shot because that’s what I have in mind but if not then I’m screwed haha.

Without ado, wish me luck cause I’m going to need it considering my terrible writing skills…

just stoping by to say, hope you had a good day! :)

Hey anon!

Thanks, I did. Some mishaps here and there but all in all it was good! Hope you had a good day too!

yay! so glad you liked the movie! whos your favorite character? :)

Gosh, I can't really choose, I like all of the characters in like a small individual way but if I have to really choose I'd says it's between Allison and Bender. Between those two characters, I can't choose who's my favourite haha!

Don't care how long ago this was posted but I live for this. Holy fucking shit

Where is the fic where Sonny takes time off from SVU and goes on Master Chef and charms the fucking world? Because, “Oh, I’m just a fourth-generation Italian boy from Staten Island who learned to cook from my grandmother.”

Viewers: “Ah, yes. One of you again. There’s always one of you.”

Sonny: “Yeah, so in my day job, I’m an NYPD detective who works in sex crimes, and I go home at night and cook to help me process what I do, you know? Like, it’s violent and awful but victims of sex violence deserve so much more than what we do for them, so I go home and cook and feed my family and my friends to help me remember I do my best to do good in the world.”

Viewers: “…okay, we’re listening.”

So, Sonny sort of just does his thing the first few weeks, working hard and being nice and there’s some conversation amongst viewers that he might not have the needed hard streak to win, and then the challenge is cinnamon rolls, and Sonny’s confessional is just him being gleeful. “Oh, this is great! I make these all the time with my goddaughter, and my niece, and my boss’s son and my co-worker’s grandson, and they’re basically my nephews. I mean, they calls me Uncle Sonny, so I consider them my nephews.”

Viewers: “If he doesn’t win this, we riot.”

Sonny wins it. Instant memes about a cinnamon roll who makes perfect cinnamon rolls. 

It’s Sonny’s first win, which means it’s also Sonny’s first immunity, which means it’s ALSO time for people to find out Sonny is a ball of sunshine but will also cut a bitch who is being mean. 

There are, as required by reality show law, three Dedicated Assholes ™ that early in the season. Sonny does his very best to set them all up to fail. Gordon asks why. 

“Because there’s a difference between using asshole tendencies as needed to get results and just being an asshole.” 

Viewers: “Holy shit. What just happened.”

All three Dedicated Assholes ™ make it through the pressure test. They all threaten to ruin Sonny in their confessionals. Sonny shrugs it off. “You can be a good cook and an asshole.” 

Instant meme #2.

So, Sonny goes along, being so nice and sweet and kind, but also his sarcasm starts peeking through some more because now producers are shifting the story line as Sonny continues to impress. One of the Dedicated Assholes ™ tries to shit talk Sonny’s wardrobe. 

“You dress like we’re supposed to be impressed by you.” 

Sonny’s spent the whole competition in work clothes, save his suit jacket His sleeves are always rolled up. His vests are buttoned. Every tie he wears was a gift from Rafael. His hair is always styled. He dresses this way because it’s so often how he cooks, and it helps him stay relaxed. 

“I dress like I cook,” Sonny replies. “And if you’re jealous I can pull this off, you should see my partner. Master of the power contrast.”

(When that conversation airs, Rollins spits her wine halfway across the couch and soaks Fin in Chardonnay. Olivia just laughs as she watches with Noah, and Rafael pauses Hulu to make out with Sonny for ten minutes.)

Viewers: “Wait. Partner? Like, his cop partner, or is he with someone?”

And sometime halfway through the season as Sonny is talking to another contestant, he drops that coming to Master Chef has been super great because it’s cleared his head and let him really think about his options.

“You think you’ll stop being a detective?”

“Yeah, maybe not right away, but in a couple of years. I think it’s time to shift gears.”

“Would you cook?”

“No. I mean, I’m doing this because I love it, but I still want to be a prosecutor.”

“Like, doesn’t that require law school?”

“Oh, yeah, but that’s done. I passed the bar years ago.”

Viewers: “WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.”

Dedicated Asshole #2 ™ becomes the last standing Dedicated Asshole and tries to mock Sonny’s achievements. “God, it must be so hard to live your life and have a law degree then just get to wander over here and be on Master Chef.” 

“It must be so hard to taste what you’re cooking when your mouth is so full of shit.” 

Internet Meme #3.

And, like, throughout the whole thing, Sonny’s talking about his family and his partner, and there contiues to be confusion because “cop partner or partner-partner?”

And then Rafael Barba, in his very best peacocking suit and tie and socks and suspenders and shoes and pocket square, shows up for the family challenge and walks out from the back, and Sonny RUNS to him and kisses him into next week. 

VIEWERS: “Okay, so partner-partner.” 

For the challenge, Sonny makes an Italian-Cuban-Southern fusion that has Gordon worried he’s going to die, Christina amused because what the hell, and Aaron is just ready to get in there because it smells amazing. 

Sonny wins the challenge, and Gordon looks up at Rafael and says, “He really makes this at home?”

“About twice a month. He’s got to feed the work wife.” 

Which is how everyone finds out that Sonny’s cop-partner is his best friend and he’s godfather to her daughter, and she’s Southern. 

VIEWERS: “OH COME ON.” 

They show some personal moments after the challenge, and the internet explodes because Sonny and Rafael are so into each other it’s disgusting, and what starts out as a simple catching up turns into a heated argument about a Fifth Circuit decision that just got handed down, and someone actually gifs the whole thing and tags it #relationshipgoals.

So, Sonny makes the final (natch), and producers fly in Rafael and Sonny’s parents, and Sonny absolutely brings his A-game, but he doesn’t win. One of the others just barely surpasses him (as generally happens in the final), and in the final shot of Sonny on the show, he’s beaming and saying about a thousand nice things about the winner, and he’s got Rafael tight against one side and his parents against the other, and his mom is holding up a picture of all the other Carisis, and Rafael’s holding up a “Hi, SVU!” sign (because they don’t want to put the squad on national television).

A few years down the line, Master Chef runs a “where are they now” segment for past winners and finalists. Sonny’s a prosecutor and he’s still constantly cooking, and he’s just all smiles and happiness and surrounded by people, and the internet remembers he exists and explodes all over again.

So, this may just be me but looking at Ian Bohen and Raul Esparza, they look like they could be related in some way. Like, as cousins probably.

I mean, look at these boys, ahem, I mean men,

I don't know, maybe it's just me projecting that these are two hot men. Gosh, I need to find guys that are my age but then again, they are dicks most of the time.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind watching a TV series with these in it. Boy, that would be too hot for me to handle 😂

Did you like the breakfast club?

Hey Anon!

I loved it! To be honest, I should've watched it sooner but instead I didn't. Which is sad because it's a master piece!

Hope you like it!! Its one of my faves!!

Hey Anon!

I loved the movie, it was great! Don't know why I was sleeping on it when I could've watched it sooner!

What game is based around the breakfast club? lol

Hey Anon!

There's this game called Series, it's basically like episodes but kinda different. I'm bad at explaining things, anyways on of the stories that you can play on there is The Breakfast Club. I won't go into major detail but it's great! You make your own character and everything, so it seems like you're apart of the group. The sad thing is, is that you only have certain amount of gems and you'll have to pay to get more gems if you want to make certain decision.