A Conversation That Occurred With Me Today-

A conversation that occurred with me today-

Me: Is it me or is ur pencil box rattling?

Brother: Nah, That’s just my bee. He’s always doing that.

Me: Why do you have a bee in your pencil box, man? Let the poor thing go!

Brother: No Way! I'm keeping him. I ve never had a pet before.

Me: A bee ain’t a pet! You can’t stroke a bee or teach it tricks! A bee's a bee!

Brother: That’s what society wants you to think. Anyway, that doesn't mean why It can’t be a pet. Our cousin had a worm named Liam.

Me: Yeah, well, a worm won’t sting you!

Brother: Mustafa wouldn’t sting me!

Me: Who the hell is Mustafa?

Brother: M’bee

Me: You called ur bee ‘ Mustafa’

Brother: Yeah, Mustafa Bee

Me: Why?

Brother: Because I…. must-av-a bee.

Me: I don’t even know Why we’re related, man.

See this is the kind of shit I have to deal with everyday.

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But the trees they dance Men trærne de danser And the waterfalls stop Og fossene stanser When she sings, she sings Når hun synger, hun synger Come home Kom hjem But the trees they dance Men trærne de danser And the waterfalls stop Og fossene stanser When she sings she sings come home When she sings she sings come home When she sings she sings come home When she sings she sings come home But the trees they dance Men trærne de danser And the waterfalls stop Og fossene stanser When she sings, she sings Når hun synger, hun synger Come home Kom hjem But the trees they dance Men trærne de danser And the waterfalls stop Og fossene stanser

When she sings she sings come home When she sings she sings come home In stormy black mountains I hike alone I stormsvarte fjell jeg vandrer alene I cross the glacier Over isbreen tar jeg meg frem In the apple orchard the maiden stands the vein I eplehagen står møyen den vene And sings: when are you coming home? Og synger: når kommer du hjem?

But the trees they dance Men trærne de danser And the waterfalls stop Og fossene stanser When she sings, she sings Når hun synger, hun synger Come home Kom hjem But the trees they dance Men trærne de danser And the waterfalls stop Og fossene stanser

When she sings she sings come home When she sings she sings come home


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Absolutely Obsessed With This Type Of Character

when a character is faced with so much violence and abuse that when pushed past their breaking point they snap and go on a killing spree. bonus points if they're cute girls

This is beautiful

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LOKI SERIES Episode 4

you fools, barbie and Oppenheimer are the same thing, not he opposite ends of the spectrum.

The same thing from a different perspective.


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