My Nephew's Favorite Movie Is Currently Cars L, So It's Running Constantly And Basically The Only Thing

Watching Stanzi Potenza tiktoks and getting pummeled by the line "if that's a hard pill to swallow, snort it instead" in a skit about mfing groundhog day. Adding that one to the list

As an aro person, I want to get married purely so I can have a fun wedding.

"Aro/ace people can still date" is a statement about aro and ace people being able to do whatever they want with their lives, NOT an excuse to ignore a character's aromanticism and/or asexuality so you can ship them.

I love towns named Livingston cause like shit u right, u sure do live there

Why do so many neurologists suck bro. I'm so glad I'm getting a new one

Especially when they tell u ur being dramatic. Let's see how u like it huh

does anyone else wish they could switch bodies with someone/give their pain to someone to see how that person reacts? like, am i being too over dramatic or is it really that bad? can they white knuckle it or are they also kneeling over in pain??

falling down a flight of stairs stimboard ?

When ur brother in law gets high off his ass and realizes that she's actually your sister in law

Idk what a furry is for birds (featheries?) But lord shen from Kung fu panda 2 turned me into one

(I bring a sort of “Everyone has inherent worth regardless of their productivity” Vibe to every conversation that ableists don’t really seem to like)

Getting up in the middle of the night to drink the coldest glass of water I can make through a metal straw so quickly the ice doesn't even begin to melt.