Theeggceptionalegg - Egg's Carton

"My king please get better soon"

For the DxD event in the @moshangevents server

Yeah exactly, what was he like??? Did he have a job apart from pidw???? Did he have family????

what the fuck is Shang Qinghua bro like WHERE is his backstory I swear to god what was his goddamn name what the fuck.

Also for a novel with a mc who canonically likes the wildlife WHERE was the cool descriptions of them I am in TEARS

SVSSS joke valentines I made last year. I was gonna make new ones for this year but, ah. Life got in the way haha

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

so they put Sea Fairy and Moonlight cookie against each other for the votes which triggered the alien stage fans flashbacks lmaaao

Got to love me doomed lesbians

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

yeah we also still use it for tax fraud

This is funny coming from Reddit

Tianlang-Jun love advice be like

"Find the coldest, meanest bitch you can, then cling to her and wail pathetically until she marries you"

LBH: But dad I'm—

TLJ: Just change the pronouns. gay ass son.