Biggest Reason I Make So Many Flop Posts On Here Is Because Everything I Do Reeks Of The Desperation

Synthetic biology

@shizunitis got me thinking about the cycle of abuse on a Tuesday.

Painful thoughts → memes → adaptive response ✅

this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it

AU where Shen Yuan transmigrates into a random snake, meets Zhuzhi Lang and is delighted. Shen Yaun finds him absolutely fascinating. He helps out Zhuzhi Lang because he feels for him and also that's his snake demon. Eventually manages to cultivate a form and continues to follow him around

Imagine tiny snake Shen Yuan on top a Big Snake Zhuzhi Lang's head, just traveling

She was a boy, he was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

i don't want to come off as even more extreme but I think a bird could be a mammal

I don’t want to seem too extreme but I think a toad. Could be a bug

another thing to add is that the cookies I've paired up also have similar poses!

-Golden cheese and Eternal Sugar are both facing the same direction, with their heads straight

-pure vanilla and mystic flour both have one arm up and angled upwards, to the point you can see their legs from under their clothes (Also both their eyes are closed, and are known to be closed most of the time)

-Dark cacao and Silent Salt both are holding a weapon with both hands

-shadow milk and White Lily are doing the EXACT SAME POSE. possibly because out of the beasts their stories have the most in common, with the whole corruption because of truth thing they have going on.

-burning spice and Hollyberry have one arm out and kinda arched towards their body

Hear me out: The beasts could have been ok, if only they didn't, perchance, have the wrong soul jams... Look I know they're meant to parallel their opposite (i.e Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla) but I can't help but notice how weirdly similar they are to other ancients. Like what do you mean Hollyberry and Burning Spice are both brawlers and Mystic Flour and Pure vanilla are both healers!!!! Perhaps, if they had switched soul jam, nothing would have gone wrong