AU Where Shen Yuan Transmigrates Into A Random Snake, Meets Zhuzhi Lang And Is Delighted. Shen Yaun Finds

Obsessed with Xie Lan as a character. Like I know everyone reads these books for the romance but the individual character concepts are hilarious.

Xie Lan is a prince. He eats poison on the reg. He’s forever stuck looking like he’s nineteen. He’s the oldest guy in the communication array. He knows kung fu. He dressed in drag to catch a ghost on two separate unrelated occasions. He’s the world greatest detective. He’s kind. He was forced into a trolley problem and chose to pull the lever. His cooking is awful to the point it could kill a god. He’s kind. He tried to give CPR to a ghost. He’s the unluckiest man alive. He’s been kicked out of heaven multiple times. He’s kind. He caught a kid from certain death and everyone was pissed at him forever about it. He regrets nothing but coming back to heaven.

I'm always weirded out by how people talk about kids. "I don't want him to grow up and be rebellious and have his own thoughts, I want him to stay cute and dependant on me forever" what the fuck. Go to therapy

Hear me out:

His younger sister finds his account (she knows his computer password or finds it written down somewhere) while going through his stuff after he died and uses it to make a post explaining what happened to him and the fandom explodes into sadness until someone says "what if he transmigrated!!" And the entire fandom accepts this as the truth

Hear my random thought, imagine that the PIDW fandom actually start noticing the weirdo called Peerless Cucumber and they find his comments absolutely hilarious, like “this dude is crazy but hes damn funny too” and they just start teasing him with things like “what are you, Luo Binghe’s wife to defend him like this?” until someone actually makes a full 20.000 word fanfiction about peerless cucumber dying and reincarnating in PIDW and ending up rizzing up Luo Binghe, convincing him to leave his harem for him and they marry and live happily ever after and everyone finds this EVEN MORE HILARIOUS and more people start writing fanfic about it.

Before PIDW ends, the ship tag is one of the top 5 of the fandom in ao3 and they have tons of fanart and even an animation video on youtube that has hundreds of thousands of views and obviously airplane had seen it, and he found it hilarious too.

So when he finished PIDW he made some specials and he decided to be the funniest man ever and write one where peerless cucumber died and reincarnated in a male demon whom happened to be working close to Luo Binghe, and that was the first and last gay chapter of PIDW.

The fandom EXPLODED when they read this and the ship tag quickly became number 1 on the fandom in ao3, fanfiction.net, wattpad and tumblr.

Sadly, peerless cucumber stopped his activities on social media as soon as the final chapter of PIDW dropped, wonder what happened to that guy...

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it is currently 3am, no one can judge me for this thanks goodbye

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

takes a bow

Hear me out: The beasts could have been ok, if only they didn't, perchance, have the wrong soul jams... Look I know they're meant to parallel their opposite (i.e Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla) but I can't help but notice how weirdly similar they are to other ancients. Like what do you mean Hollyberry and Burning Spice are both brawlers and Mystic Flour and Pure vanilla are both healers!!!! Perhaps, if they had switched soul jam, nothing would have gone wrong

Ignore the accidental double repost whoops

Absolutely. Bonus chaos with the system informing him he needs to stay in character and he's in abject horror because "what the fuck how does he stay in character he doesn't even know what the fuck he is?????" And then the scum villain himself walks in aggressively with Yqy and the system issues a new quest

[New Quest: Get adopted! Rewards: 10+ Milk Points, +10 SV points, +10 PL points]

(PL being pitiful leader)

Wouldn't it be funny if Shen Yuan transmigrated into skinzun? I think It would because imagine going from a normal dude to that.

Tianlang-Jun love advice be like

"Find the coldest, meanest bitch you can, then cling to her and wail pathetically until she marries you"

LBH: But dad I'm—

TLJ: Just change the pronouns. gay ass son.

@shizunitis got me thinking about the cycle of abuse on a Tuesday.

Painful thoughts → memes → adaptive response ✅

toxic old man yaoi but make it so that one is an actual old man and the other just says he is