Toxic Old Man Yaoi But Make It So That One Is An Actual Old Man And The Other Just Says He Is

Surgeons before giving a trans man bottom surgery or something I don't know

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Well I seen that post right before I seen this one

Keep up the great work, lads

Let me cook let me cook

YOU'VE JUST BEEN ISEKAI'D!

You know how it is. You were hit by a truck or fell from a great height, and now you're trapped in a fantasy land! Quick, spin this wheel to find out what you've reincarnated as!

Remember to show this to all your friends :)

SVSSS joke valentines I made last year. I was gonna make new ones for this year but, ah. Life got in the way haha

the suffering never ends

I think this is a good time to post this.

Smash

Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

I'm always weirded out by how people talk about kids. "I don't want him to grow up and be rebellious and have his own thoughts, I want him to stay cute and dependant on me forever" what the fuck. Go to therapy

I think it's just like that for all mxtx novels ngl

the svsss series,

Shen Yuan is literally just a dude. This dude hate read and frequently left hate comments on a shitty irredeemable webnovel because he feels "it had potential". He dies choking on spoiled food and wakes up as a villain from said novel and his immediate reaction is to panic and attempt leave. He cannot leave. He is in a constant state of what the fuck and oh god what is going on. Nobody else knows this because he's mastered the pokerface. He throws a disciple off a cliff and proceeds to mourn for several years despite knowing full well that said disciple is fine. He then proceeds to die again. It's fine he has a clone body. Oh look, someone decided to yoink him from that body into his old one! Does this count as a third death??? Also he blames everything on the author.

Obsessed with Xie Lan as a character. Like I know everyone reads these books for the romance but the individual character concepts are hilarious.

Xie Lan is a prince. He eats poison on the reg. He’s forever stuck looking like he’s nineteen. He’s the oldest guy in the communication array. He knows kung fu. He dressed in drag to catch a ghost on two separate unrelated occasions. He’s the world greatest detective. He’s kind. He was forced into a trolley problem and chose to pull the lever. His cooking is awful to the point it could kill a god. He’s kind. He tried to give CPR to a ghost. He’s the unluckiest man alive. He’s been kicked out of heaven multiple times. He’s kind. He caught a kid from certain death and everyone was pissed at him forever about it. He regrets nothing but coming back to heaven.