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another thing to add is that the cookies I've paired up also have similar poses!

-Golden cheese and Eternal Sugar are both facing the same direction, with their heads straight

-pure vanilla and mystic flour both have one arm up and angled upwards, to the point you can see their legs from under their clothes (Also both their eyes are closed, and are known to be closed most of the time)

-Dark cacao and Silent Salt both are holding a weapon with both hands

-shadow milk and White Lily are doing the EXACT SAME POSE. possibly because out of the beasts their stories have the most in common, with the whole corruption because of truth thing they have going on.

-burning spice and Hollyberry have one arm out and kinda arched towards their body

Hear me out: The beasts could have been ok, if only they didn't, perchance, have the wrong soul jams... Look I know they're meant to parallel their opposite (i.e Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla) but I can't help but notice how weirdly similar they are to other ancients. Like what do you mean Hollyberry and Burning Spice are both brawlers and Mystic Flour and Pure vanilla are both healers!!!! Perhaps, if they had switched soul jam, nothing would have gone wrong

Smash

Fuck it. Unhinged smash or pass. Spin the wheel.

I think this is a good time to post this.

I think it's just like that for all mxtx novels ngl

the svsss series,

Shen Yuan is literally just a dude. This dude hate read and frequently left hate comments on a shitty irredeemable webnovel because he feels "it had potential". He dies choking on spoiled food and wakes up as a villain from said novel and his immediate reaction is to panic and attempt leave. He cannot leave. He is in a constant state of what the fuck and oh god what is going on. Nobody else knows this because he's mastered the pokerface. He throws a disciple off a cliff and proceeds to mourn for several years despite knowing full well that said disciple is fine. He then proceeds to die again. It's fine he has a clone body. Oh look, someone decided to yoink him from that body into his old one! Does this count as a third death??? Also he blames everything on the author.

Obsessed with Xie Lan as a character. Like I know everyone reads these books for the romance but the individual character concepts are hilarious.

Xie Lan is a prince. He eats poison on the reg. He’s forever stuck looking like he’s nineteen. He’s the oldest guy in the communication array. He knows kung fu. He dressed in drag to catch a ghost on two separate unrelated occasions. He’s the world greatest detective. He’s kind. He was forced into a trolley problem and chose to pull the lever. His cooking is awful to the point it could kill a god. He’s kind. He tried to give CPR to a ghost. He’s the unluckiest man alive. He’s been kicked out of heaven multiple times. He’s kind. He caught a kid from certain death and everyone was pissed at him forever about it. He regrets nothing but coming back to heaven.

I think if Shen Yuan was put into the same position as Shen Jiu (no reincarnation bs) he would turn out similar if not the same

@shizunitis got me thinking about the cycle of abuse on a Tuesday.

Painful thoughts → memes → adaptive response ✅

Pov cheese in my fridge at 1am:

Funnnky

Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.